99 cents

Date: 01-04-2010 4:06 am (14 years ago) | Author: damola ajayi
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A young girl comes home to her mother’s house and informs her that she is engaged to be married.
She says, “Mother, he’s wonderful. He’s rich beyond our wildest dreams. He has homes in the south of France, Beverly Hills, New York, and about a dozen other cities. He has a 200 ft yacht, Ferraris, Rolls Royces, and a jet airplane.

There is only one problem….he says he really likes anal sex, and I know how you feel about that”

The mother says, “Well I don’t know dear. I’m only thinking of your happiness. I’m not sure a man like this will make you happy”.

The daughter replies, “Yes but if I marry him, you will never want for another thing as long as you live.”

The mother considers this and finally agrees to allow them to marry.

They are married shortly thereafter and go off to their honeymoon. During their honeymoon the mother receives a new house, a new car, and a sizeable pension every month from her new son-in-law.

Six months later the daughter returns from her honeymoon and she is mad as hell. She fumes, kicks furniture and swears she wants a divorce. Her mother asks her why she is so angry.

“Mother, I want a divorce. The man is an animal. All he ever wants is anal sex. All day, every day. It’s constant. Mother do you know that before I was married, my sphincter was the size of a penny, and now it’s as big as a silver dollar!”

The mother considers this for a minute and says, “I think you should reconsider dear. Do you really want me to give all this up for a measly 99 cents?”

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