Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?

Date: 06-04-2010 12:58 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 6-04-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago)
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-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.
-The Married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!

Posted: at 6-04-2010 12:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- atom4real at 6-04-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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comfirmed
Posted: at 6-04-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 6-04-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 6-04-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 7-04-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 7-04-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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nice1
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 7-04-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago)
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really???@poster
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 7-04-2010 09:51 AM (14 years ago)
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quin hw u dey?
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyjoy at 7-04-2010 10:05 AM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 7-04-2010 10:05 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- itmomoh at 7-04-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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NO B LIE
Posted: at 7-04-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 7-04-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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thank u
Posted: at 7-04-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 7-04-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 7-04-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol na true sha
Posted: at 7-04-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 8-04-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 8-04-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 8-04-2010 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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ngwanu
Posted: at 8-04-2010 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-04-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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true
Posted: at 8-04-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 13-04-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-04-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 16-04-2010 09:23 PM (14 years ago)
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I Know Know weetin to write self ...
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 17-04-2010 07:11 AM (14 years ago)
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edited but posted b4
Posted: at 17-04-2010 07:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 17-04-2010 08:42 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehe, you try
Posted: at 17-04-2010 08:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 17-04-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-04-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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