HILARIOUS! These Are 12 You Can Do With Your Sallah Ram (MUST READ)

Date: 31-08-2017 8:21 pm (6 years ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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We must always be inventive with the ram as we are with many other things.

At the moment, nothing is more bae than Sallah ram provided by your Muslim friends celebrating Eid-el-Kabir.

But as Nigerians, we must always be inventive with the ram as we are with many other things.

1. Get yours into a ram fight


2. Place bets at ram fighting venues

Just so you know ram fighting is serious business

3. Take a selfie with one

… or a herd.

4. Dress it up like a nigga

This ram is so G!

5. Use as social media handle
Mazi Ibe @I_pissVodka
Ileya is coming soon.

Time for tweeps to start replacing handles with ram.

Nonsense
3:08 PM - Sep 5, 2016 · Ibadan, Nigeria

6. Give trendy names like Sai baba, Wizkid, Badoo, Undertaker, Theo Walcott and more

The ram owner and his ram named Badoo

7. Share the ram killing on the internet

Deputy Chief Imam Abuja National Mosque, Seik Ahmen Onilewura being assisted to kill Sallah ram in 2014.

8. Barbecue a ram… the entire ram

Nigerians are the best that ever did spit-roasted ram

9. Or settle for asun

Nothing is as good as having sallah ram with garri in the morning. What a delicacy!

10. Ride one like a horse

What are you doing sir?

11. Title a movie ‘Eran Ileya’. TF?

Nollywood never fails.

12. Feed the entire neighbourhood

… or state, if you’re like Fayose

Posted: at 31-08-2017 08:21 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- gogoman at 31-08-2017 08:31 PM (6 years ago)
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I dey my village, i go eat Ram tire tomorrow .... SALLAH
Posted: at 31-08-2017 08:31 PM (6 years ago) | Grande Master
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- StGHsbs at 31-08-2017 08:43 PM (6 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-08-2017 08:43 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ejikeiyo at 31-08-2017 10:30 PM (6 years ago)
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WASTED GENERATION
Posted: at 31-08-2017 10:30 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeksal2017 at 31-08-2017 11:32 PM (6 years ago)
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arrant nonsense. be conscious of ur lord.
neither thr meat nor thr blood reach Allah but thr piety.
engaging in ram fighting and others wl make u face the wrath of Allah on the day of recompense, d day of accountability.
Posted: at 31-08-2017 11:32 PM (6 years ago) | Newbie
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- blowout at 1-09-2017 01:33 PM (6 years ago)
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hahaha no 6.
Posted: at 1-09-2017 01:33 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Novic at 26-09-2017 12:26 AM (6 years ago)
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This is serious ooooo..... make I just dey waka pass..... abeg I dey waka pass, I will come and comment later.
This one weak me ooooo, well life must goes on.
I dey waka come bare
Posted: at 26-09-2017 12:26 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 28-09-2017 06:53 AM (6 years ago)
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Roll Eyes                                                                           
Posted: at 28-09-2017 06:53 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- officynero at 2-10-2017 08:47 AM (6 years ago)
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Grin;D
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