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![-]( "justtobi") justtobi at 12-04-2010 06:52 AM (14 years ago)  (m) [/bA concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked.
"That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient replied.
"I mean a girl you can live with and have sex with?" asked the doctor.
The patient said, "I've got one just like that!"
So the doctor asked, "Then why do you masturbate three times a day?"
"Because... she won't have sex during mealtimes!" | Posted: at 12-04-2010 06:52 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 12-04-2010 08:00 AM (14 years ago) (m) funny
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 12-04-2010 08:00 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "justtobi") justtobi at 12-04-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago) (m) thanx | Posted: at 12-04-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "sweetnoxy") sweetnoxy at 12-04-2010 09:33 AM (14 years ago) (f) He masturbates while eating? D guy no well o.....lol | Posted: at 12-04-2010 09:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "sweetnoxy") sweetnoxy at 12-04-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) (f) He masturbates while eating? D guy no well o.....lol | Posted: at 12-04-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 12-04-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago) (m) the guy is silly | Posted: at 12-04-2010 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) (f) add 12..eheh..i know you like having sex always | Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 12-04-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago) (m) add 12..eheh..i know you like having sex always
yes you got it right i love it , i can't do without it,can we do some xxx thing?  | Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "favourtee") favourtee at 12-04-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago) (f) WTH..what the hell...my boy friend will shoot you..if you try that with me | Posted: at 12-04-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 12-04-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) (m) WTH..what the hell...my boy friend will shoot you..if you try that with me
forget that i have odechi | Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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funny... | Posted: at 13-04-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "vantheo") vantheo at 13-04-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago) (m) Lol
I'm vantheo! And i'm...........AWESOME!!!!! | Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 13-04-2010 06:21 PM (14 years ago) (m) Mr/mrs poster,we share d same name and u came with a cool joke
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 13-04-2010 06:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "justtobi") justtobi at 14-04-2010 05:38 AM (14 years ago) (m) @ xter, nice what is ur name? thanx 4 d compliment | Posted: at 14-04-2010 05:38 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 14-04-2010 07:23 AM (14 years ago) (m) his name is okofor...lol | Posted: at 14-04-2010 07:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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hahahahahahaha.... fedeco, abeg no make me laff ooo.. | Posted: at 14-04-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 14-04-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago) (m) retarded | Posted: at 14-04-2010 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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thanks for advise... but its so hard to this one back.... okofor... hahahahahaha.... | Posted: at 14-04-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 14-04-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago) (m) so he is xter okofor | Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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hahahahahahahha.... you're on your own sojaman.... | Posted: at 14-04-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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