FUNNY COUNTRY MAN

Date: 12-04-2010 12:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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A Sardarji, a German and a Pakistani got Arrested consuming alcohol which Is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so For the terrible crime they are All sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
The Sardarji was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardarji replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked. Sardar ji smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!


Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- size1 at 12-04-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uploader at 12-04-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Na wikednes o.
Posted: at 12-04-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 12-04-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 12-04-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-04-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Tie the sophiebaby to my back" !!!
Posted: at 12-04-2010 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 12-04-2010 04:39 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-04-2010 04:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- doubloo at 13-04-2010 10:33 AM (13 years ago)
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If u cant d advantage of a fool whose adv do u wanna take.
Posted: at 13-04-2010 10:33 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 13-04-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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funny joke...
Posted: at 13-04-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 13-04-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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d guy don die b dat
Posted: at 13-04-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damosco4real at 13-04-2010 04:07 PM (13 years ago)
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if d guy die na im kill am!
Posted: at 13-04-2010 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 13-04-2010 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
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o'l boy
Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 13-04-2010 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- swagsb at 20-04-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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correct joke but i still dey pity the paki guy
Posted: at 20-04-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 9-12-2010 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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la lolo

Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- do4sure at 9-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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I TRUST SARAJI HE MUST HAVE COME FROM NAIJA.
Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 9-12-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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abi ..... he must come from tribe then .... ndi ajo obi
Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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