Could your Bosom s be a deadly weapon?

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(f) at 15-04-2010 11:57AM (9 years ago)

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Oh, Great Britain, where all the very best news about lady business emerges, once again you do not fail us. I thank you for this story about a woman who nearly suffocated her boyfriend with her bosom.



I kid you not. Claire Smedley, a 27-year old woman with Bosom s reported to be a size 40LL, was enjoying some intimate time with her partner Michael when she realized he was no longer breathing.

Michael did come to shortly after the discovery but clearly was traumatized after trying to loose himself from what body image blogger Kate Harding at Shapely Prose calls a "Rack of Doom" (must remember that line for t-shirt silk-screening at later date).

Michael explained, "I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals. The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

The story of the suffocating set gets sadder. The couple broke up after the incident, with Michael admitting that he was no longer interested in having sex after nearly dying.

Before you scoff this story, click through and look at the picture of Smedley(http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/04/Bosom s-nearly-suffocate-man/). No, not at the size of her pernicious ta-tas! Look at the graphic above her head that reads, "News of the World."

Famine? Lack of clean water? Wars? Preventable cancers? Access to health care? Global relations? Nooooo. It's near-fatal bosom  that have us buzzing, friends. How awesome is that? And it's all courtesy our friends across the pond and thanks to our own obsession with crazy lady-business.

To underline the importance of this health issue, I think we should all contribute mindfully to a poll on the Rack of Doom. Don't you agree?

We want to know: Like Claire Smedley, do you have killer bosom ?


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Source:http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/could-your-Bosom s-be-a-deadly-weapon-1272539/


sabiti (m) at 15-04-2010 01:21PM
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na wetin peson sabi chop dey kil peson
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Miss_precious (f) at 15-04-2010 01:34PM
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hahahhahaa....40LL....WOW

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Miss_precious (f) at 15-04-2010 01:34PM
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here i am thinking mine was massive...chei

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Bazemaster (m) at 15-04-2010 01:38PM
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hmmmm, nothing wey i no go hear for this world

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myragonza (f) at 15-04-2010 01:53PM
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air bags

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Chyno (f) at 15-04-2010 02:11PM
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Air bags, dats rit.
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esonu (m) at 15-04-2010 03:03PM
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whalah dey

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Tuks (m) at 15-04-2010 03:12PM
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Death sentence,by suffocation....
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HOPEA23 (f) at 15-04-2010 03:15PM
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Haha good

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acaalliy (m) at 15-04-2010 03:19PM
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i dey craze? Angry
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esonu (m) at 15-04-2010 03:22PM
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lol

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humblej (m) at 15-04-2010 03:30PM
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Shebi, that one no bi part of romance? I know some men would like it while some despise it

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HOPEA23 (f) at 15-04-2010 03:35PM
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Yea u right but u like it big.

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humblej (m) at 15-04-2010 04:44PM
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 15-04-2010 03:35PM
Yea u right but u like it big.
lol, my dear who told u that I like it big! u might not be totally wrong, but to be honest I like it moderate!

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HOPEA23 (f) at 15-04-2010 04:48PM
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U like it moderate cause u scared of big ones..u don want to  die and resurrect like the dude .

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classyGIRL (f) at 15-04-2010 04:55PM
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this one na real wa chia lol

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humblej (m) at 15-04-2010 04:56PM
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Just that I'm a simple person in nature and do not like anything relative to fun that will make me strugle too much, fun supposed not to be something that gives u extra stress

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HOPEA23 (f) at 15-04-2010 04:57PM
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Ok

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humblej (m) at 15-04-2010 05:01PM
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 15-04-2010 04:57PM
Ok
By the way, are for big one or against? where do u fit inbetween?

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