Could your Bosom s be a deadly weapon?

Oh, Great Britain, where all the very best news about lady business emerges, once again you do not fail us. I thank you for this story about a woman who nearly suffocated her boyfriend with her bosom.



I kid you not. Claire Smedley, a 27-year old woman with Bosom s reported to be a size 40LL, was enjoying some intimate time with her partner Michael when she realized he was no longer breathing.

Michael did come to shortly after the discovery but clearly was traumatized after trying to loose himself from what body image blogger Kate Harding at Shapely Prose calls a "Rack of Doom" (must remember that line for t-shirt silk-screening at later date).

Michael explained, "I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals. The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising."

The story of the suffocating set gets sadder. The couple broke up after the incident, with Michael admitting that he was no longer interested in having sex after nearly dying.

Before you scoff this story, click through and look at the picture of Smedley(http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/04/Bosom s-nearly-suffocate-man/). No, not at the size of her pernicious ta-tas! Look at the graphic above her head that reads, "News of the World."

Famine? Lack of clean water? Wars? Preventable cancers? Access to health care? Global relations? Nooooo. It's near-fatal boobs that have us buzzing, friends. How awesome is that? And it's all courtesy our friends across the pond and thanks to our own obsession with crazy lady-business.

To underline the importance of this health issue, I think we should all contribute mindfully to a poll on the Rack of Doom. Don't you agree?

We want to know: Like Claire Smedley, do you have killer boobs?


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Source:http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/could-your-Bosom s-be-a-deadly-weapon-1272539/