Yoruba Men Should Be Added To The List Of Natural Disasters In Nigeria - Disgruntled Lady Rants

Date: 12-04-2018 7:39 am (6 years ago) | Author: kacy lee
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A Twitter user has called on concerned people to ensure that Yoruba men are added to the list of natural disasters like earthquake, hurricane and the likes. This is all because of the what a Yoruba guy based in Canada put her friend through.

Read the account below.

”Yoruba men should be added to the list of natural disasters we have in Nigeria!

So ma girl met this dude on IG sometime last year ending I guess, Yoruba but based in Canada. She wasn’t so into him and all but he was on her case, mans was “in love”.

When she told me how old he was I was like hol’up hol’up… What Yoruba dude, this fine and established is ever single at 37… These dudes start getting married when they discover one strand of pubic hair down south.

She goes… “He’s legit, he got a daughter though but they’re not together with the mother”. I wanted to tell her so bad, but I thought she wasn’t so into him so no need to fuss yeah?!

Weeks and months go by and baby girl is in love… How aunty? Bhet why do you wanna leave germo na? There was this really hot hot German guy(African) who would do anything just so she’s got a smile on her face bet no, she wants a demon!

So this weekend after I endured all the “I am in love” “oh my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that” from her I advised we put on our FBI goggles and make sure she wasn’t about to make a big mistake. Unku was already asking her for to send dowry list! I know its not funny

She’s not the snooping around type so I begged to do it for her… I’m a pro mehn. Cook a badass meal, feed a nigga good he sleeps like a baby. You can unlock his phone with his soul sef. Lol. This case, had to do some digging on every social media he’s on.

Ladies and gentlemen of twitter I am tired of typing… We all know how this ends. The tagline shouldn’t be “men are scum” anymore. It should be “Yoruba men are scum”. Scummiest of all scums!!!

I’ve helped her unblock our German bae… They’ve been on the phone an hour now, she’s been crying and he’s been so supportive and caring in her time of loss. She lost her grams at the ripe age of 89… 4yrs ago. But he don’t know that!”.




Posted: at 12-04-2018 07:39 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- cypanyahucha at 12-04-2018 07:55 AM (6 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 12-04-2018 07:55 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mashbol at 12-04-2018 08:19 AM (6 years ago)
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Ranting...so every Nigerian guy is a bokoharam   
Posted: at 12-04-2018 08:19 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ruthie at 12-04-2018 08:36 AM (6 years ago)
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hmm. they full everywhere for here sef...
Posted: at 12-04-2018 08:36 AM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Torbem at 12-04-2018 08:53 AM (6 years ago)
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Posted: at 12-04-2018 08:53 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- EDDYPRINCE at 12-04-2018 09:23 AM (6 years ago)
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My sister you are not communicating,  when u decide to write proper English then come back and explain yourself. Hisssssss
Posted: at 12-04-2018 09:23 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy77 at 12-04-2018 09:28 AM (6 years ago)
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i don laff taya

Posted: at 12-04-2018 09:28 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gogoman at 12-04-2018 10:08 AM (6 years ago)
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LADY AND DEM WAHALA .. 
Posted: at 12-04-2018 10:08 AM (6 years ago) | Grande Master
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- nature7888 at 12-04-2018 11:12 AM (6 years ago)
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This person didn't communicate
Posted: at 12-04-2018 11:12 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nonsovin at 12-04-2018 02:11 PM (6 years ago)
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I can't believe I read this crap to the end just to know if there will any sensible stuff within! oh how disappointed I am.
shame!
Posted: at 12-04-2018 02:11 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slimber at 12-04-2018 02:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Hissssss was ma
Posted: at 12-04-2018 02:38 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- fineboy77 at 12-04-2018 05:08 PM (6 years ago)
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seems a lot of people here didn't understand her write up

Posted: at 12-04-2018 05:08 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- EDDYPRINCE at 12-04-2018 06:09 PM (6 years ago)
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Mumu  writeup
Posted: at 12-04-2018 06:09 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy77 at 12-04-2018 06:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Quote from: nature7888 on 12-04-2018 11:12 AM
This person didn't communicate
you didnt pay attention

Posted: at 12-04-2018 06:38 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tokslucci at 13-04-2018 01:29 AM (6 years ago)
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Wat sort of writing English is dis? Pls gerrarrahia olodo
Posted: at 13-04-2018 01:29 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fineboy77 at 13-04-2018 02:52 AM (6 years ago)
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just the last part,but i did follow her lines

Posted: at 13-04-2018 02:52 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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