The casket dealer

A casket dealer was traveling with some of his wares. he was supposed to deliver caskets to some places for burial, and was already running late when they got stuck in the middle of a very heavy traffic jam caused by a police checkpoint(as usual), coincidentally the checkpoint was directly opposite a cemetery. he got out of the car, mounted one of the caskets on his head and asked the pickup driver to try and get closer to the checkpoint , via the narrow pat by the shoulder of the road. as he with the casket on his head approached the checkpoint:

 Police : Hey weting dey worry you?

Man: Nnnn nnnn  nnnnn nothing.

Police: wetin u carry for head?

Man: Ok, no vex, the [place wey dem bury me before I no like am, na im I say make i go find another portion bury myself.]

na im the police men take off.

Na there i see say Nigerian police dey fear.

Posted: at 26-04-2010 06:53 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

O boy! no talk am O! If na you,you nor go take off too!
When you hear say dead body dey change location...Hahahaha

Posted: at 26-04-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

freakingly Funny

Posted: at 26-04-2010 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

     funnyhub joke of the day 

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Posted: at 27-04-2010 03:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

that does not still change the fact ....

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Posted: at 27-04-2010 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

yayi walahi

Posted: at 27-04-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Chei!!

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Posted: at 27-04-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 27-04-2010 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@ joke. lol

Posted: at 27-04-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

9ice 1

Posted: at 27-04-2010 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming