Hotel is Restricted

Date: 28-04-2010 1:00 am (13 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 28-04-2010 01:00 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.

"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry,?he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.

"What luck,?said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room."

"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."

"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."

"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"

"Jesus, Son of Mary."

"Where was he born?"

"In a stable."

"And why was he born in a stable?"

"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"

Posted: at 28-04-2010 01:00 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- asaph at 28-04-2010 03:58 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
hahaha
Posted: at 28-04-2010 03:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ronky at 28-04-2010 08:58 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
nice 1
Posted: at 28-04-2010 08:58 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- blesyn003 at 28-04-2010 05:43 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
nyc 1
Posted: at 28-04-2010 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- vantheo at 28-04-2010 11:11 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Hehehehe
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- dimeks at 28-04-2010 11:18 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
good one.........
Posted: at 28-04-2010 11:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- sabiti at 1-05-2010 09:02 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
hahahahaha
Posted: at 1-05-2010 09:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- omatseye at 1-05-2010 11:03 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
ok...
Posted: at 1-05-2010 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 1-05-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Good Or Bad...Which one
Posted: at 1-05-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

GWR Holder, Tunde Onakoya's Parents Gifted A House

P-Square Ordered To Pay N25m Over Breach Of Contract After Being Defeated By Music Promoter In Court

‘My Values, Not Dad’s Money’ – Davido Opens Up On Secret Of His Success

Benue Gov. Alia Set To Demolish Property Housing Kidnappers, Yahoo Boys

Two Siblings, Motorcyclist Allegedly Crushes To Death By Speeding Student Driver In Ondo

PICS; Police Arrest 8 Suspected Kidnappers, Rescue Four Kidnapped Victims In Delta

"I Can't Breath" -Disturbing Video Shows Handcuffed Black Man's Last Words As Police Knelt On Him Before He Died

How DSS Rescues Seven Kidnapped Victims In Sokoto

BREAKING: President Tinubu Appoints Jim Ovia Chairman Of Nigerian Education Loan Fund

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

THIS WEEK

  1. Lady Who Was Dragged For Wearing a Racy 'Asoebi' Outfit to a Wedding Reception Breaks Silence

  2. Lady Who Left The UK With Her Family to Return Home to Nigeria Reveals Why She Did So

  3. UNIPORT Lecturer Caught on Camera Pants Down, S3xually Harassing a Female Student in His Office

  4. VID: Peter Obi Replies Critics Asking Him Why He Didn't Build a School in Anambra as a Governor

  5. "Emefiele, Kanu Arrested Arbitrarily As Pre-Trial Detention Persists In Nigeria" – US Govt Says

  6. Watch Touching Video Of Lady Surprising Boyfriend Who’s An Okada Rider

  7. Rapper Megan Thee Stallion Sued By Cameraman Claiming He Was Forced To Watch Her Have S3x

  8. Yoruba Nation: Akintoye, Sunday Igboho Write Open Letter To Tinubu, Seek Exit From Nigeria

  9. Popular Ghanaian Media Personality, Serwaa Amihere Finally Reacts To Her Leaked S3x Tape

  10. Divide Nigeria Before June 15 - Yoruba Nation Agitators, Sunday Igboho, Akintoye Tells Tinubu

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 1340
  • fineboy77 873
  • felicilin 685
  • kacylee 331
  • bohlah 299
Read More

Featured Topics

. GWR Holder, Tunde Onakoya's Parents Gifted A House

. P-Square Ordered To Pay N25m Over Breach Of Contract After Being Defeated By Music Promoter In Court

. ‘My Values, Not Dad’s Money’ – Davido Opens Up On Secret Of His Success

. Benue Gov. Alia Set To Demolish Property Housing Kidnappers, Yahoo Boys

. Two Siblings, Motorcyclist Allegedly Crushes To Death By Speeding Student Driver In Ondo

. PICS; Police Arrest 8 Suspected Kidnappers, Rescue Four Kidnapped Victims In Delta

. "I Can't Breath" -Disturbing Video Shows Handcuffed Black Man's Last Words As Police Knelt On Him Before He Died

. How DSS Rescues Seven Kidnapped Victims In Sokoto

. BREAKING: President Tinubu Appoints Jim Ovia Chairman Of Nigerian Education Loan Fund

. 5 Inches & Above Is Unhealthy – Nigerian Women Speak On Size Of Their Partners’ Gen!tals

. Actor Junior Pope to Be Buried on May 17th As Family Releases Funeral Arrangements

. AGN Shares New Development On Junior Pope's Death, Says Mother Believes Her Son Was Murdered

. IPOB Fires Back at Nigerians Army, Denies Involvement With Recent Owerri Jailbreak

. Italian Govt Moves to Safe Life Of Half Nigerian Baby Born in UK With Severe Heart Condition

. Go & Get Your Son At The Police Station - Apostle Chibuzor Tells Mum Who Left Son At His House

. Mohbad’s Wife, Wunmi Officially Served DNA Court Order, Pasted on Her House Gate

. Nollywood Thrown Into Mourning Again as Veteran Yoruba Actor, Baba Ogunjimi Passes On

. Ghanaian Woman Exposes DM From Nigerian man Who Body-Shamed Her Publicly But Woe's Her Privately

. Even Airport Puff-Puff Sellers Claim To Be Aviation Experts In Nigeria –Festus Keyamo Blows Hot

. Aftermath Of Niger Prison Collapse That Allowed 119 Inmates To Escape Following Rainstorm

More Featured Topics