Given the High Hat

Date: 02-05-2010 12:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 2-05-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat.  Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back.  The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.

"Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind."

The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?"

My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat."

Posted: at 2-05-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- blesyn003 at 2-05-2010 06:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahaha! wait oo @sheenor u don post lik 30 joke 2day if am nt mistaken,thumbs up if na lik dis u wan tak gt ur 9japals fame.
Posted: at 2-05-2010 06:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 2-05-2010 06:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahaha! wait oo @sheenor u don post lik 30 joke 2day if am nt mistaken,thumbs up if na lik dis u wan tak gt ur 9japals fame.
Posted: at 2-05-2010 06:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-05-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Hohojojo! nice
Posted: at 2-05-2010 08:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 2-05-2010 10:35 PM (13 years ago)
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MEHNN DIS JOKE IS KLASIQUE
Posted: at 2-05-2010 10:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimeks at 3-05-2010 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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guud..........let me guess................maybe your uncle may even see the woman he forgot the hat in her house right there in the church....if he looks harder............ Grin
Posted: at 3-05-2010 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 4-05-2010 07:18 AM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 4-05-2010 07:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 4-05-2010 07:21 AM (13 years ago)
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hehe funi
Posted: at 4-05-2010 07:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 4-05-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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hahaha  Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 4-05-2010 10:59 AM (13 years ago)
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hohohojojojo...Adultery gini; na him be say nor be hat na HEART e wan thief.
Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- stranz at 5-05-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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may GOD 4give him
Posted: at 5-05-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 5-05-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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lataaaro...since morning..at least i just laffd...good one.
Posted: at 5-05-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 5-05-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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lataaaro...since morning..at least i just laffd...good one.
Posted: at 5-05-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ikidi at 7-05-2010 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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thanks man]
u 3 much!!!
Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 11:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stranz on  5-05-2010 02:53 PM
may GOD 4give him

Amen...@ stranz
Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-05-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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very funnny
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 9-05-2010 11:55 PM (13 years ago)
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onisekuse uncle
Posted: at 9-05-2010 11:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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