One excellent husband

Date: 05-05-2010 4:30 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Sugarsuzzi
- at 5-05-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago)
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A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife. "Honey, there's a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen. Love, your wife". He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He stumbles into the bathroom and notices a huge black eye. After shaving, he goes to the kitchen, and sees that the hall mirror is broken too.

His son is in the kitchen and as he is eating his huge breakfast the guy asks the son what all this is about.

Well, last night you came home drunk off your ass, stumbled into the mirror and hit your head on the doorknob. Mom helped you to bed, and as she's trying to get your pants off, you kicked her away and said get off me lady, I'm married?.  Grin  Grin  Grin

Posted: at 5-05-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- blesyn003 at 5-05-2010 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Huum ok nice
Posted: at 5-05-2010 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 5-05-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
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faithfully drunk...haha!
Posted: at 5-05-2010 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 6-05-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 6-05-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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......
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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HUh
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Where?
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 6-05-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Are you back
Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-05-2010 05:37 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 9-05-2010 05:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-05-2010 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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I know na? no long thing
Posted: at 9-05-2010 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ceenod at 9-05-2010 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Na YoKe B dIs?
Posted: at 9-05-2010 07:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-05-2010 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
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ok...e be like Egg Yoke
Posted: at 9-05-2010 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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