Tortoise picnic.

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a
picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and
sandwiches.
     The trouble is the picnic site is ten
miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they got there Mick unpacks the food and beer and
says "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't
bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it". Mick
gets worried, so he turns to Andy and says "Did you
bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring
it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a
bottle opener.
     Mick and Andy begged Roy to go back for
it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the
sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn
on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the
sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down
the road at a steady pace.
20 days passed and he still
isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a
promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they
can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops
up from behind a rock and shouts: "I KNEW IT......I'M
NOT GOING" 

 

Posted: at 6-05-2010 08:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahahhaahhha

Posted: at 6-05-2010 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahaha...my joke of the week.....bad tortise

Posted: at 6-05-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wit jokes like dis,nobody will want to leave dis place 4 a sec.good joke from u

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Posted: at 7-05-2010 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

When i no be mugu.wetin go make me wait for one crase b4 i chop

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Posted: at 7-05-2010 09:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lol
daz a nice 1 bro

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Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

25 days wey he take hide behind rock, he for don go bring the opener come back.....LWKMD

Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The tortoise is deceitful and he way nor pure at all?

Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

na him be say na you get that tortoise character for NP...so you are deceitful!
Haghahhahahah

Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

Quite fuunnnyyyyyy

Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero