Wives View On Company Matters Vol. 1

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in
salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I
do
I do not get weekends off or public
holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has
poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious
diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and
considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your
request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief
work period
You do not always follow the orders
of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated
position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need
to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy
at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary
safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated
position before you have completed
the day's work. And if that were not
all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the workplace
carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

the poster is me....just me..official? yes
singed..................

Posted: at 6-05-2010 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

though i read dis weeks ago here

Posted: at 6-05-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na so e dey read! e don read about yar'adua death sef

Posted: at 7-05-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

cookies and bone

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Posted: at 7-05-2010 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

it means the whole of dat joke is bullshit

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Posted: at 7-05-2010 09:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Nice

Posted: at 8-05-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dem don post am b4.

Posted: at 9-05-2010 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac