1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the
back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love
it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate
for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll
lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: (our favorite) because he goes deep in the bush, shoots
twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table
or up against the wall?
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