One day while taking dictation,she noticed his fly was open.
While leaving the room, shecourteously said, "Oh sir, did you
know that your barracks door was open." He did not
understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and
saw tha...t his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun
with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way,
Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning,
did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I
saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two deflated bags!"
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