A man has cried out for help after making a discovery on his strange marriage to his masculine wife, whom he claimed used juju on him, otherwise, he wouldn’t have married her.
However, after ‘coming back to his senses, he has stated that he would never have chosen her as a spouse if he was to be in his right frame of mind. According to him, the spell broke away three days ago and is scared to sleep beside his wife because he claimed the woman is ‘ugly’ and has got a masculine stature.
In a chat with David Bondzie on Facebook, the anonymous guy said
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‘I think she put a spell on me because it doesn’t make sense. I came back to my senses three days ago and I have been scared to sleep next to her. I would never have chosen her if I were in my right senses”
Seeking help from David Papa Bondzie Mbir on Facebook, he sent photos of his wife to confirm how horrifying she is, be sure he didn’t marry a man and know why his friends were laughing in their wedding photos.
Confronting his ‘ugly’ wife for a divorce, he was shocked at the reply he got from his wife making him shiver badly in his emancipated bones.
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‘My wife claims if I don’t want to be married, I can go. She says she’s already gotten what she wanted from me’,
he said.Read the full conversation below:
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Facebook Guy (FG): Dave, please can we chat?
David Bondze (DB): Hello!
FG: I’m troubled
DB: About?
FG: My wife
DB: What has she done, please?
FG: I think she looks like a man
DB: Huh!
FG: Ikr?
DB: But, she’s your wife, or? Didn’t you marry her?
FG: That’s the problem. Because if I were ‘myself’ then, I wouldn’t have settled for her.
DB: Meaning, she’s still a woman, anaa?
FG: I don’t know ooo
DB: What do you mean you don’t know?
FG: I don’t know. Have a look at this picture
(He attaches a photo)
DB: Lol!
FG: Why are you laughing?
DB: Because you just want me to laugh. Herrrr, me I’m not feeling well oo. Not in the mood for jokes.
FG: Dave, I am not joking. That is my wife.
DB: Smh!
FG: Let me send you another photo of her
(He attaches another picture)
DB: Hmmm!
FG: I told you
DB: But she has boobs?
FG: She does
DB: And a honeypot?
FG: Yes
DB: Does she menstruate?
FG: Yes
DB: And you’ve explored her
FG: Yes, for 7 years
DB: Kids?
FG: Yes
DB: Then she’s a woman
FG: She looks like it, but Dave, I am scared.
DB: Why now?
FG: I think she put a spell on me, because it doesn’t make sense. I came to my senses three days ago, and I have been scared to sleep next to her. I would never have chosen her if I were in my right senses. What do you think of her? Does she look like a woman to you?
DB: I don’t know. She looks like a woman in a way. Can I see your wedding picture?
(He attaches four wedding pictures)
FG: How horrifying is this?
DB: Who are the people standing behind you two?
FG: The first one is family. The other one are friends
DB: And, why do they all seem to be laughing?
FG: Your guess is as good as mine. They were all shocked I guess.
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Dave, I am scared. She did something to me.
DB: What if she didn’t do anything as you are claiming?
FG: Then, something doesn’t make sense. I would never have chosen her. They worked something on me.
DB: So, what do you want to do?
FG: I don’t know. What do I do?
DB: Do you love her?
FG: I don’t think I ever did. Something is wrong.
DB: How about your kids?
FG: What about them?
DB: Is something wrong with them too?
FG: No. They look like me. They are beautiful.
DB: I see
FG: My wife claims if I don’t want to be married, I can go. She says she’s already gotten what she wanted from me.
DB: And what is that?
FG: Kids
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Hmmm!
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Is she a woman?
DB: Boy, I know a man when I see one. Your wife is not a man.
FG: So, why am I scared? Because she doesn’t look like a woman
DB: Well, you will figure something out.
FG: Is it okay to divorce her?
DB: Has she cheated on you?
FG: Not that I know of. I don’t care
DB: Have you cheated on her?
FG: Her spell broke off just a few days ago, so no. I’ve not been with anyone else but her
DB: Your reason for the divorce would be?
FG: Help me with something, please
David Bondze (DB): Hello!
FG: I’m troubled
DB: About?
FG: My wife
DB: What has she done, please?
FG: I think she looks like a man
DB: Huh!
FG: Ikr?
DB: But, she’s your wife, or? Didn’t you marry her?
FG: That’s the problem. Because if I were ‘myself’ then, I wouldn’t have settled for her.
DB: Meaning, she’s still a woman, anaa?
FG: I don’t know ooo
DB: What do you mean you don’t know?
FG: I don’t know. Have a look at this picture
(He attaches a photo)
DB: Lol!
FG: Why are you laughing?
DB: Because you just want me to laugh. Herrrr, me I’m not feeling well oo. Not in the mood for jokes.
FG: Dave, I am not joking. That is my wife.
DB: Smh!
FG: Let me send you another photo of her
(He attaches another picture)
DB: Hmmm!
FG: I told you
DB: But she has boobs?
FG: She does
DB: And a honeypot?
FG: Yes
DB: Does she menstruate?
FG: Yes
DB: And you’ve explored her
FG: Yes, for 7 years
DB: Kids?
FG: Yes
DB: Then she’s a woman
FG: She looks like it, but Dave, I am scared.
DB: Why now?
FG: I think she put a spell on me, because it doesn’t make sense. I came to my senses three days ago, and I have been scared to sleep next to her. I would never have chosen her if I were in my right senses. What do you think of her? Does she look like a woman to you?
DB: I don’t know. She looks like a woman in a way. Can I see your wedding picture?
(He attaches four wedding pictures)
FG: How horrifying is this?
DB: Who are the people standing behind you two?
FG: The first one is family. The other one are friends
DB: And, why do they all seem to be laughing?
FG: Your guess is as good as mine. They were all shocked I guess.
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Dave, I am scared. She did something to me.
DB: What if she didn’t do anything as you are claiming?
FG: Then, something doesn’t make sense. I would never have chosen her. They worked something on me.
DB: So, what do you want to do?
FG: I don’t know. What do I do?
DB: Do you love her?
FG: I don’t think I ever did. Something is wrong.
DB: How about your kids?
FG: What about them?
DB: Is something wrong with them too?
FG: No. They look like me. They are beautiful.
DB: I see
FG: My wife claims if I don’t want to be married, I can go. She says she’s already gotten what she wanted from me.
DB: And what is that?
FG: Kids
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Hmmm!
DB: Hmmm!
FG: Is she a woman?
DB: Boy, I know a man when I see one. Your wife is not a man.
FG: So, why am I scared? Because she doesn’t look like a woman
DB: Well, you will figure something out.
FG: Is it okay to divorce her?
DB: Has she cheated on you?
FG: Not that I know of. I don’t care
DB: Have you cheated on her?
FG: Her spell broke off just a few days ago, so no. I’ve not been with anyone else but her
DB: Your reason for the divorce would be?
FG: Help me with something, please
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