Me too, i be cat

Date: 11-05-2010 7:55 pm (13 years ago) | Author: emeka

emkus111 at 11-05-2010 07:55 PM (13 years ago)

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It happened dat rapture took place and obj and atiku did not make heaven. So atiku told obj dat they can still enter heaven and obj asked how. Atiku suggested they enter through heavens backyard. Furthermore he told obj dat if they jump over the backyard fence, they can quickly mingle with everybody. So on reaching, atiku jumped over and st. Peter heard the noise and shouted 'who is there?' and atiku made this sound 'meow', so st peter concluded it was a cat. Atiku quickly ran into one of rooms. Meanwhile obj heard everything dat happened. So he jumped over and st peter hearing the sound again shouted 'who is there' and obj replied 'me too, i be cat' and st peters came down and threw him direct to hell fire V I P chambers

Posted: at 11-05-2010 07:55 PM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

moneyinbrakemi at 11-05-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago)

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Hahaha...you be cat too poster!

Posted: at 11-05-2010 08:11 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

federico at 11-05-2010 11:05 PM (13 years ago)

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very very dry,,,,

Posted: at 11-05-2010 11:05 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

asaph at 12-05-2010 12:59 AM (13 years ago)

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i will water it and make it wet

Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:59 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

mrvoue at 12-05-2010 08:11 AM (13 years ago)

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<cough><cough> Undecided

Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:11 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

just2sexy at 12-05-2010 08:41 AM (13 years ago)

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wetin be this?

To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!

Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:41 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

blesyn003 at 12-05-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago)

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funny,

Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

stranz at 12-05-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago)

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kool

Posted: at 12-05-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

belindajustins at 13-05-2010 08:22 AM (13 years ago)

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cool

Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:22 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

deguzman at 13-05-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago)

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sn b4

Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

vantheo at 13-05-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago)

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Chei! Obj phyuk up

I'm vantheo! And i'm...........AWESOME!!!!!

Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

emmymth at 13-05-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago)

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dry

IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED

Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

dinho4lyf at 13-05-2010 03:20 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 11-05-2010 08:11 PM

Hahaha...you be cat too poster!

BAD PIKIN

Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:20 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

moneyinbrakemi at 13-05-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago)

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Dinho me? Why na?

Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Jorges at 14-05-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago)

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heard b4

Posted: at 14-05-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

xter at 14-05-2010 04:47 PM (13 years ago)

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Who dash baboon biro?

Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Cheesy

Posted: at 14-05-2010 04:47 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 05:48 PM (13 years ago)

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Me na?

Posted: at 14-05-2010 05:48 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

owoh at 15-05-2010 12:23 AM (13 years ago)

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laugh...

Posted: at 15-05-2010 12:23 AM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

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