mrvoue at 13-05-2010 07:16 AM (13 years ago) (m)
some words we got wrong...here's d correctionSchool: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
• Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"Father: A banker provided by nature.Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
mrvoue at 13-05-2010 07:17 AM (13 years ago) (m)
abeg no come here dey tell me pb4 o...ds na brain work.lol
Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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u try
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mrvoue at 13-05-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago) (m)
aii...tnx lady.dats alrite.
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply sanya01 at 13-05-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Reply mrvoue at 13-05-2010 09:20 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Reply blesyn003 at 13-05-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago) (f)
seen
Posted: at 13-05-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply qunodinga at 13-05-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago) (f)
u catch my attentn here:
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Millitant is wat?
??
Posted: at 13-05-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mrvoue at 13-05-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u catch my attentn here:
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Millitant is wat?
??
ok this is now open to all...define militant
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 13-05-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u catch my attentn here:
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Millitant is wat?
??
ok this is now open to all...define militant
dont
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply qunodinga at 13-05-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) (f)
where @ Poster....................
??
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mrvoue at 13-05-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) (m)
boy ds ur short reply dey fear me o
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply mrvoue at 13-05-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) (m)
where @ Poster....................
??
i mean we all can try to define it..<durh>
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 13-05-2010 09:34 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i posted this joke last year..
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 13-05-2010 09:39 PM (13 years ago) (m)
hmmmm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply federico at 14-05-2010 12:34 AM (13 years ago) (m)
posted b4 poster,,u lied no mind work there
Posted: at 14-05-2010 12:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply meeki at 14-05-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago) (m)
idiot copycat!!
Posted: at 14-05-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply mrvoue at 14-05-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago) (m)
haha...u guys r so mean...giv a broda some credit.lol
Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 14-05-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago) (m)
no be only credit,na distinction
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 14-05-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply xter at 14-05-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago) (m)
no be only credit,na distinction
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 14-05-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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