Word dictionary

Date: 13-05-2010 7:16 am (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 13-05-2010 07:16 AM (13 years ago)
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some words we got wrong...here's d correction

•   School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
•   Nurse:   A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
•   Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
•   Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
•   Father: A banker provided by nature.
•   Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
•   Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
•   Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
•   Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
•   Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
•   Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
•   Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mrvoue at 13-05-2010 07:17 AM (13 years ago)
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abeg no come here dey tell me pb4 o...ds na brain work.lol
Posted: at 13-05-2010 07:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 13-05-2010 08:02 AM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 13-05-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago)
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aii...tnx lady.dats alrite.
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 13-05-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago)
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"PB4" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 13-05-2010 09:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sanya01 on 13-05-2010 08:27 AM
"PB4" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry
Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 13-05-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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seen
Posted: at 13-05-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 13-05-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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u catch my attentn here:

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Millitant is wat?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 13-05-2010 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 13-05-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: qunodinga on 13-05-2010 10:46 AM
u catch my attentn here:

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Millitant is wat?Huh?Huh?Huh???
ok this is now open to all...define militant
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 13-05-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 13-05-2010 12:06 PM
Quote from: qunodinga on 13-05-2010 10:46 AM
u catch my attentn here:

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Millitant is wat?Huh?Huh?Huh???
ok this is now open to all...define militant
dont
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 13-05-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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where @ Poster....................Huh???
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 13-05-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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boy ds ur short reply dey fear me o
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 13-05-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: qunodinga on 13-05-2010 12:48 PM
where @ Poster....................Huh???
i mean we all can try to define it..<durh>  Tongue
Posted: at 13-05-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 13-05-2010 09:34 PM (13 years ago)
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i posted this joke last year..
Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 13-05-2010 09:39 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 14-05-2010 12:34 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 poster,,u lied no mind work there
Posted: at 14-05-2010 12:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meeki at 14-05-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago)
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idiot copycat!!
Posted: at 14-05-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 14-05-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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haha...u guys r so mean...giv a broda some credit.lol
Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-05-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago)
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no be only credit,na distinction
Posted: at 14-05-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 14-05-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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no be only credit,na distinction
Posted: at 14-05-2010 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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