New Courses Offered to Men

Date: 17-05-2010 1:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
[1] 2
- at 17-05-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
(m)

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN
That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Fall Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas


Dry seasons Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113 Get a Life; Learn to Cook


Raining Seasons Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to ACT Like an Ass When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers


SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 You Can Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Then Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down


Dry Seasons Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked


Raining Seasons Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting @#%&*@ From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

Posted: at 17-05-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 17-05-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
wtf is dis
Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- henex at 17-05-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: federico on 17-05-2010 02:14 PM
wtf is dis
I dont expect u to understand, its only d learned dat will understand
Posted: at 17-05-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- Andes at 17-05-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
O boy.. You harsh o..
Whistling...
Posted: at 17-05-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- just2sexy at 17-05-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
wetin be this?
Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- prince316 at 17-05-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: henex on 17-05-2010 03:47 PM
Quote from: federico on 17-05-2010 02:14 PM
wtf is dis
I dont expect u to understand, its only d learned dat will understand
ahahaha lol lol lol
Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- blesyn003 at 18-05-2010 07:26 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Strolling
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Jumsynikky at 18-05-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
my guy must enrol
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- xter at 18-05-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
i no blame u poster
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- omatseye at 18-05-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
admission
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- xter at 18-05-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
Wats good omat? longest time
Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- henex at 19-05-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: xter on 18-05-2010 10:41 AM
i no blame u poster
yea...good, blaim ur MUM!!
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- emmymth at 19-05-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Diz newbie wld be suspended?WTF are u up to?
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Kristiantus at 19-05-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
hahahahahahaha....
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- 4kasibe247 at 19-05-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- emmymth at 19-05-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
next topic pls
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- KleverC at 19-05-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
next
Posted: at 19-05-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- deguzman at 20-05-2010 02:46 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
u wud make i laugh?
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- esonu at 22-05-2010 11:28 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 22-05-2010 11:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 08:09 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
____________________
Posted: at 25-05-2010 08:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
[1] 2
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

100 Level Veritas University Student In Abuja Slumps & Dies On Campus

Cross River Gov. Otu Announces New Minimum Wage For Workers

FG Set To Compensate Victims Of Ogun Gas Explosion

Police Arrest Actor, Praise For Abducting, Defiling Teenage Girl In Ogun

You Are The Biggest Blessing In My Life - Man Says As He Proposes To His Wheelchair-Bound Lover

Pero Adeniyi Excited As Her Daughter With 2Face Bags University Admission In U.S

Wizkid Reacts To Report That Davido Slapped Him at a Dubai Concert in 2017

VIDEO: Super Eagles Stars, Calvin Bassey And Alex Iwobi Spotted Shopping Together In London

Anambra Govt Arrest Man, Uzochukwu Okoli For Marrying Off His Underage Daughter

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Nigeria Female Student Laments After Her Coursemates Leak Her Embarassing Photo Online

  2. BDCs President, Gwadabe Reveals How Naira Can Return To Below N1,000 Per Dollar In An Interview

  3. Davido's Aide, Israel DMW Hits Hard On Nigerians Attacking Him For Disrespecting Wizkid

  4. 19yr Old Brother Convicted For Dating And Impregnating His 14yr Old Sister

  5. EPL: Former Chelsea Boss, Conte Offers Himself To Chelsea As Replacement For Pochettino

  6. Independent Woman Don Taya Me – Toke Makinwa Laments Economic Hardship

  7. United Methodist Church Will Now Bless Same S3x Wedding As They Lift 40yr Ban on Gay Clergy

  8. Elozonam And Diane Of BBNaija Spark Relationship Rumors Over Their Recent Cozy Photo

  9. Disturbing Video Of Alleged Killer Dad Forcing His 6Yr Old Son To Run Repeatedly On Treadmill

  10. Pastor Sam Adeyemi And Wife, Nike Celebrate 31st Wedding Anniversary

  11. Singer, Peruzzi Reveals Unique Past Payment Deal With Davido Involved Used Clothes

  12. Aisha Yahaya, 300L Kano Varsity Student Found D3ad in an Apartment

  13. Security Operatives And Vigilantes Arrest Kidnapper Terrorising Communities In Kogi

  14. Nigerian Army Kill Terrorists in Fierce Gun Battle, Rescue Kidnap Victims in Katsina & Plateau

  15. Wizkid Reacts To Report That Davido Slapped Him at a Dubai Concert in 2017

  16. "It Is Inhumane" - Influencer Enioluwa Reacts To Video Of A Crossdresser Being Assaulted

  17. Anambra Govt Arrest Man, Uzochukwu Okoli For Marrying Off His Underage Daughter

  18. Ex President, Obasanjo Spotted Vising Business Mogul, Tony Elumelu

  19. Pero Adeniyi Excited As Her Daughter With 2Face Bags University Admission In U.S

  20. Roma v Bayer Leverkusen: UEFA Europa League S/Final Match,Team News,Goal Scorers And Stats

THIS WEEK

  1. Nigerian Tenant Discovers Landlord With Wife & Daughter, Sparks Outrage Online (Video)

  2. Stop Lagos-Calabar Highway Project - Obi Tells Tinubu As Demolition of Landmark Centre Begins

  3. "Stop Inciting Igbos Against Tinubu Govt" – Umahi Slams Peter Obi

  4. MAY 1st; Peter Obi Celebrates Nigerian Workers, Sends Message

  5. Investigation Launched Into Mysterious Death Of VGC Chairman, Gihan Mbelu In Lagos

  6. No More Big 3 In Afrobeat, I'm On Same Level With Wizkid, Davido And Burnaboy - Rema Reveals

  7. I Will Reconcile Atiku And Wike If I Emerge PDP National Chairman – Suswam

  8. Drama As Actress, Toyin Abraham Ajeyemi Clashes With Area Boys On Movie Set (Video)

  9. Watch As Lions Have S3x On Top Of Safari Truck Full Of People

  10. "Polygamy Is Allowed In Celestial Church, Our Prophets Can Marry Many Wives" — Oshoffa's Son

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 76
  • Lade200 55
  • fineboy77 37
  • felicilin 37
  • bohlah 26
Read More

Featured Topics

. 100 Level Veritas University Student In Abuja Slumps & Dies On Campus

. Cross River Gov. Otu Announces New Minimum Wage For Workers

. FG Set To Compensate Victims Of Ogun Gas Explosion

. Police Arrest Actor, Praise For Abducting, Defiling Teenage Girl In Ogun

. You Are The Biggest Blessing In My Life - Man Says As He Proposes To His Wheelchair-Bound Lover

. Pero Adeniyi Excited As Her Daughter With 2Face Bags University Admission In U.S

. Wizkid Reacts To Report That Davido Slapped Him at a Dubai Concert in 2017

. VIDEO: Super Eagles Stars, Calvin Bassey And Alex Iwobi Spotted Shopping Together In London

. Anambra Govt Arrest Man, Uzochukwu Okoli For Marrying Off His Underage Daughter

. How Two Kano College Students Killed In Boat Accident

. Police Arrest 3Suspects For Thuggery, Illegal Arms Possession In Niger

. Security Operatives And Vigilantes Arrest Kidnapper Terrorising Communities In Kogi

. "It Is Inhumane" - Influencer Enioluwa Reacts To Video Of A Crossdresser Being Assaulted

. "Fuel Scarcity Will Be Over In Couple Of Days" – House Of Reps Promise

. Edo Residents Protest Over Alleged Plot To Withdraw Security Personnel In The State

. Cybercrimes: EFCC Boss, Ola Olukoyede Boasts Of Securing 500 Convictions In Few Months

. Ex President, Obasanjo Spotted Vising Business Mogul, Tony Elumelu

. Singer, Peruzzi Reveals Unique Past Payment Deal With Davido Involved Used Clothes

. Disturbing Video Of Alleged Killer Dad Forcing His 6Yr Old Son To Run Repeatedly On Treadmill Because He Was ‘Too Fat’

. BDCs President, Gwadabe Reveals How Naira Can Return To Below N1,000 Per Dollar In An Exclusive Interview

. Davido's Aide, Israel DMW Hits Hard On Nigerians Attacking Him For Disrespecting Wizkid

More Featured Topics