New Courses Offered to Men

Date: 17-05-2010 1:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN
That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Fall Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas


Dry seasons Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
MEN 113 Get a Life; Learn to Cook


Raining Seasons Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to ACT Like an Ass When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers


SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 You Can Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Then Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down


Dry Seasons Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially Naked


Raining Seasons Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting @#%&*@ From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

Posted: at 17-05-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 17-05-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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wtf is dis
Posted: at 17-05-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henex at 17-05-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 17-05-2010 02:14 PM
wtf is dis
I dont expect u to understand, its only d learned dat will understand
Posted: at 17-05-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 17-05-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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O boy.. You harsh o..
Whistling...
Posted: at 17-05-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 17-05-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin be this?
Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- prince316 at 17-05-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on 17-05-2010 03:47 PM
Quote from: federico on 17-05-2010 02:14 PM
wtf is dis
I dont expect u to understand, its only d learned dat will understand
ahahaha lol lol lol
Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 18-05-2010 07:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Strolling
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jumsynikky at 18-05-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago)
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my guy must enrol
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 18-05-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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i no blame u poster
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 18-05-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
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admission
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-05-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Wats good omat? longest time
Posted: at 18-05-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- henex at 19-05-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 18-05-2010 10:41 AM
i no blame u poster
yea...good, blaim ur MUM!!
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 19-05-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Diz newbie wld be suspended?WTF are u up to?
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-05-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha....
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 19-05-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 19-05-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago)
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next topic pls
Posted: at 19-05-2010 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 19-05-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago)
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next
Posted: at 19-05-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 20-05-2010 02:46 AM (13 years ago)
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u wud make i laugh?
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 22-05-2010 11:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 22-05-2010 11:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 08:09 PM (13 years ago)
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