Beautiful

Beautiful


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little dick head federico, who said

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, phyuking beautiful!'"

Posted: at 18-05-2010 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

dick head  federico is exceptionally talented

Posted: at 18-05-2010 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Very funny

Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac