Female to Male Translation

Date: 18-05-2010 3:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
- at 18-05-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Female to Male Translation


What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! Dave,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, DAVE
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

Posted: at 18-05-2010 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- 4kasibe247 at 18-05-2010 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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correct guy, u do well  Grin
Posted: at 18-05-2010 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 18-05-2010 07:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Humm ok, nw i no
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emkus111 at 18-05-2010 10:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Correct
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- emkus111 at 18-05-2010 10:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Correct
Posted: at 18-05-2010 10:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- bumber1987 at 19-05-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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I don laugh my lever out
Posted: at 19-05-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- damover at 20-05-2010 05:29 AM (13 years ago)
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confirm my guy
Posted: at 20-05-2010 05:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jenny88 at 20-05-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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make i pass ooooooooooo
Posted: at 20-05-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mistura at 20-05-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 20-05-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 21-05-2010 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-05-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Bad guy! Do what on the floor,without clothes; right now?
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 21-05-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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if na so u dey hear word u don get hearing impediment be dat
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-05-2010 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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ehh yahh?
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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