Attitudes

Date: 18-05-2010 4:41 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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Attitudes


A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on.
" She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on.
" He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude."

Posted: at 18-05-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 18-05-2010 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Where is my laff
Posted: at 18-05-2010 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 18-05-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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na wa o....see wahala Huh?
Posted: at 18-05-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 18-05-2010 07:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 18-05-2010 07:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-05-2010 09:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Wetin funny?
Posted: at 18-05-2010 09:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- henex at 19-05-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 18-05-2010 04:46 PM
Where is my laff
i guess u forgot ur laff were u buried ur soul! ass hole!!
Posted: at 19-05-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- esonu at 22-05-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago)
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lol funny
Posted: at 22-05-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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