Warri interpreter

Date: 20-05-2010 12:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
- at 20-05-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago)
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This is a joke, it's not real.

Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. he called on the nearest man  (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were leaving. Akpomiemie answered "sir, dem no understand your big English", Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued:

Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible"

Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
 Shocked :
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros bros"

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmd down the wind"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith"

Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him palles,shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND"

"REINHARD BONKE: the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?

Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say shoo.. guy, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?"

Posted: at 20-05-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 20-05-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 20-05-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 20-05-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 20-05-2010 12:06 PM

Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros bros"


Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him palles,shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND"



Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say shoo.. guy, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?"

Posted: at 20-05-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sanya01 at 20-05-2010 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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still funyy hahaha!!
Posted: at 20-05-2010 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 20-05-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 20-05-2010 12:54 PM
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damn u ppl...can only laff..cant som1 av a "pb4"-free comment here?,,,i tire o
Posted: at 20-05-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 21-05-2010 09:52 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
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- mrvoue at 21-05-2010 10:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 21-05-2010 09:52 AM
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so? y not cry then...mschewww
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 21-05-2010 10:15 AM (13 years ago)
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u need 2 shut up and accept d fact dat ur shit has been posted b4 by omatseye
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:15 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 21-05-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 21-05-2010 10:15 AM
u need 2 shut up and accept d fact dat ur shit has been posted b4 by omatseye
yea buh wat do i do wen evrybody wanna av d chance to say pb4...i get it.lol
Posted: at 21-05-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-05-2010 12:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Good One but your waffi slang nor too sweet like that O! Anyway 9ice One
Posted: at 21-05-2010 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 21-05-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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lol...buh na somewea we g start from.abi?..lol
Posted: at 21-05-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-05-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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No long thing Bro! You can say that again!
The young shall grow!!!
Posted: at 21-05-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 21-05-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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yea...copywrite violation...u must be arrested for dis
Posted: at 21-05-2010 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 21-05-2010 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 21-05-2010 12:40 PM
yea...copywrite violation...u must be arrested for dis
then ul also b arrested for a copyread offense.lol
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-05-2010 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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hahaha...Madness Runs In Their Veins...All comedians are CRAZY
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- mrvoue at 21-05-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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ppl like? better fear and not mention me..lol
Posted: at 21-05-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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