Hard Female Breathing Noises

Date: 20-05-2010 2:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
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- at 20-05-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says "daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, God damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids"!!!

Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- sanya01 at 20-05-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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i lyk dat!!!
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sammyleecuc at 20-05-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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mumu dey worry the man
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-05-2010 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4...
Posted: at 20-05-2010 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Elijicity at 20-05-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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He is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Posted: at 20-05-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 4kasibe247 at 20-05-2010 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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see maga...God 4bid bad tin Angry
Posted: at 20-05-2010 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 20-05-2010 06:10 PM (13 years ago)
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passing Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2010 06:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sammyleecuc at 20-05-2010 06:54 PM (13 years ago)
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u need anothre name for the man,Maga too small
Posted: at 20-05-2010 06:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- harveylee at 20-05-2010 09:16 PM (13 years ago)
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d man na idiot,mumu,ode,oyenara,oyeniberibe.etc.
Posted: at 20-05-2010 09:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- lyondell at 20-05-2010 09:21 PM (13 years ago)
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na dundee.
Posted: at 20-05-2010 09:21 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- 14_Inches_Long at 20-05-2010 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: JOYSTY on 20-05-2010 02:06 PM
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says "daddy, daddy, there is a naked man in the closet", husband opens the closet door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, "Bob, God damn it, my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare the kids"!!!

I go sama hin face with cutlass !!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 20-05-2010 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-05-2010 10:34 PM (13 years ago)
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edited
Posted: at 20-05-2010 10:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 21-05-2010 06:59 AM (13 years ago)
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old lie
Posted: at 21-05-2010 06:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 21-05-2010 09:28 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 21-05-2010 09:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 21-05-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted many times b4
Posted: at 21-05-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-05-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Foolish Man! Can't he think or reason fast to know that Bob was the cos of the Heart Attack...
DUMB MAN!!!
Posted: at 21-05-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sammyleecuc at 21-05-2010 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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you want make him die there
Posted: at 21-05-2010 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pharmD at 21-05-2010 06:06 PM (13 years ago)
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y dem dey bring old gist com here
Posted: at 21-05-2010 06:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Don-ziggy at 21-05-2010 06:06 PM (13 years ago)
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that man na complete mumu
Posted: at 21-05-2010 06:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Don-ziggy at 21-05-2010 06:15 PM (13 years ago)
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that man na complete mumu
Posted: at 21-05-2010 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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