8 things women should know about guys

Date: 23-05-2010 6:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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- at 23-05-2010 06:36 PM (13 years ago)
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So I saw gigachic’s article and decided to do one for the guys. It would seem an honourable gesture considering the fact that she did school us about the other half. Well ladies, I saw your comments too...maybe this will help cool you chics off a bit (sorry I just thought about wet t-shirt contests!)

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1. We get “turned on” easily.

So the occasional hug or knee rub means nothing to you, but did you notice he’s still sitting down? Most guys have perfected the art of “de-boning” (my phrase). However if you also catch him walking sideways with his back towards you . . . don’t be alarmed, just understand!

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2. We calculate when you’re not looking.

So we take you out for dinner and look through the menu and ask what you would like to have.  Don’t be fooled, we’ve already done the calculation. At times you might also notice that our hands have been in our pockets for a while . . . beneath the cloth, our fingers are moving like money counters, calculating how much we have. Now you know why some guys put different denominations in separate pockets!

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3. We love to feel the ‘boys’, ‘mini mes’, ‘weapons of destruction’.

Women have for long felt that men scratch or fiddle way too much down there. Wrong! We are checking to see that the ‘family’ is still there . . . or don’t you remember there was a time you could easily lose your ‘precious’ while walking on Naija streets?  Also, some of us have been so blessed that we have no problem counting in inches, and so once in a while we have to position things in comfortable places.


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4. We hate old school nightgowns!

Who wants to come home to a woman covered from neck to ankle with lace trimmings and little blue and pink roses scattered like a bad curse over the material. Your man might not say it, but he knows a sexy nightgown when he sees it. Be careful if he never complains . . . there could be a Victoria’s Secret somewhere!

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5. If and when we do propose…

Don’t laugh or wait too long before you answer! It’s already a daunting task to decide to throw away our “little black books” and grow old with you. A swift (hopefully positive) response will be appreciated. However, we wouldn’t mind a tear or two . . . what the hell . . . cry all you want. It would make the proposal feel all the more effective.

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6. We have egos (that sometime need massaging)

I know most women don’t get the “daddy’s cup”, “daddy’s chair” or “daddy’s meat” thing. But most guys need to feel like the men of the house. However, some of us have experienced the revelation that the woman is the stronger sex, but once in a while we try to exert supreme prowess . . . even if we will beg you later.

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7. We are curious beings!

No explanation needed. I’ll end with a story. I once saw a little kid hold up a magazine that had a picture of a model with a miniskirt. He tried without luck to look through the paper. He then placed his head sideways on the magazine . . . right on the models legs, pressing his head so his eyes could touch the paper. It only hit me later . . . the little brat was trying to look up her skirt!

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8. We send signals to the competition

Did he just help you fix your hair, straighten your collar or hold your waist? Most times women see this as a show of affection. Wrong! He’s signalling the competition to KEEP OFF. Yes, somewhere in the crowd, another guy is looking at you and he has just made the guy know he is the King of your castle. But there’s another side to this behaviour: if he’s not doing it, it could be because he wants the females out there to think he is available.


Posted: at 23-05-2010 06:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Mr-World at 23-05-2010 06:39 PM (13 years ago)
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too long 2 read 2day

Posted: at 23-05-2010 06:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- docreala at 23-05-2010 06:40 PM (13 years ago)
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hala back lata
Posted: at 23-05-2010 06:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Miss_precious at 23-05-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: docreala on 23-05-2010 06:40 PM
hala back lata

make una dey try exercise una brain sometimes

Posted: at 23-05-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- docreala at 23-05-2010 06:58 PM (13 years ago)
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miss p use brain for wetin i neva read, no wahala i go try next time.loool
Posted: at 23-05-2010 06:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-World at 23-05-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
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will read on monday

Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- famous5 at 23-05-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- docreala at 23-05-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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@ mr-world Gbam!!!
Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dranatomy at 23-05-2010 07:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Good for you then
Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mr-World at 23-05-2010 07:08 PM (13 years ago)
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@docreala ok

Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykie at 23-05-2010 07:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Miss_precious on 23-05-2010 06:53 PM
Quote from: docreala on 23-05-2010 06:40 PM
hala back lata

make una dey try exercise una brain sometimes

Hey Precious, u seem to like essay alot. U're always first to read all dem articles. Nice write up though... I lack words .. nufin really to comment on this note.
Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mr-World at 23-05-2010 07:20 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 23-05-2010 07:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 24-05-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago)
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ok i don hear
Posted: at 24-05-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- famous5 at 24-05-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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i hope so
Posted: at 24-05-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 24-05-2010 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice one.......I will keep it in mind!

Posted: at 24-05-2010 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 24-05-2010 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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comprehension

Posted: at 24-05-2010 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- remie at 24-05-2010 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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a 9ce one up there
Posted: at 24-05-2010 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- ejovi at 24-05-2010 06:42 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 24-05-2010 06:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- clasychik at 24-05-2010 07:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-05-2010 07:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- wunzie at 24-05-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Another interesting post. Thumbs up.

Posted: at 24-05-2010 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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