Mishap of words

Date: 28-05-2010 9:18 am (14 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
- at 28-05-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago)
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These two guys walk into a bar, and they've each got a black eye... The bartender asks the first guy. "What happened to you?"

The first guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big Bosom ed and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!' and I MEANT to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh!' and she hit me.."

The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. "And you?"

The second guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say 'Please pass the margarine' but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid bitch, you ruined my life'..."
   

 
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Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:18 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 28-05-2010 09:23 AM (14 years ago)
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D 1st one make sense but d 2nd one na post mishap
Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:23 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blesyn003 at 28-05-2010 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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Nyc 1
Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 28-05-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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the second one nor too make sense...but 9ice
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Anyway 9ice
Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 29-05-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-05-2010 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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The 1st mishap is better of________
Posted: at 29-05-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-05-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 30-05-2010 02:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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