Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary.

Date: 28-05-2010 10:38 am (12 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
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- at 28-05-2010 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery,
spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Danny O'Neil,
Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'


'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.


'Thought he was having his picture taken'.


Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- blesyn003 at 28-05-2010 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Huum ok
Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Angelaaa at 28-05-2010 11:09 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:09 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- belindajustins at 28-05-2010 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmm...
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slymii at 28-05-2010 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 28-05-2010 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terdue at 28-05-2010 11:36 PM (12 years ago)
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too long,i don't like it
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justtobi at 29-05-2010 09:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: terdue on 28-05-2010 11:36 PM
too long,i don't like it
as u no like am nko? mcchheewww, poster u try jare
Posted: at 29-05-2010 09:40 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Don-ziggy at 29-05-2010 10:58 AM (11 years ago)
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too long an does not make sense to me
Posted: at 29-05-2010 10:58 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 04:01 PM (11 years ago)
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eeh yahh...
Posted: at 29-05-2010 04:01 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 29-05-2010 05:54 PM (11 years ago)
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ok nice, but refurblished, seen b4
Posted: at 29-05-2010 05:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 06:02 PM (11 years ago)
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yeye dey worry the 3rd man
Posted: at 29-05-2010 06:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-05-2010 01:56 AM (11 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 30-05-2010 01:56 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orochimaru at 30-05-2010 10:09 AM (11 years ago)
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;-)
Posted: at 30-05-2010 10:09 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- vantheo at 30-05-2010 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Na wa for d 3rd man o

Posted: at 30-05-2010 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- doncha at 31-05-2010 05:40 AM (11 years ago)
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you guys have no sense of humor. that was hilarious....... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 31-05-2010 05:40 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 31-05-2010 06:54 AM (11 years ago)
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that was funny.
Posted: at 31-05-2010 06:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-05-2010 08:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Sure it was!!!
Posted: at 31-05-2010 08:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Angelaaa at 9-06-2010 02:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Alright then....
Posted: at 9-06-2010 02:42 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- add12 at 9-06-2010 06:59 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-06-2010 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 09:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 31-05-2010 08:03 PM
Sure it was!!!
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
 Wink Wink
Posted: at 12-06-2010 09:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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