Getting so high on his riwana

A new preist at his firt mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After d mass he asked his assistant how he has done, his asistant told him dat he was so nervous dat he couldn't speak on d pulpit. D asistant told him dat he should take a shot of vodka b4 the mass, the priest now went and took a shot and clim d pulpit.After d mass he recived a letter saying
1 jonah did not swallow d fish rather d fish swallow jonah
2 they dont know any body in d bible as bros j rather jesus christ
3 there are 10 diciples not 7
4 judas did not fall bros j hand rather judas betrayed jesus
5 next sunday there wil be enough activites rather a thanskgiving sunday.

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Posted: at 30-05-2010 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny

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Posted: at 30-05-2010 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

OK...Same above

Posted: at 31-05-2010 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Na wa O___See Oga Kris Nodey ask of me again o
NP dey boring this days nor mean say you don delete my memories commot from your HEAD O...
HOW BODY NA?

Posted: at 31-05-2010 07:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

i dont understand the post jo

Posted: at 1-06-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny

Posted: at 1-06-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thanks everyone---ah ah ah

Posted: at 1-06-2010 08:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

okay

Posted: at 2-06-2010 12:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny joke u try

Posted: at 2-06-2010 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

niceone

Posted: at 2-06-2010 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie