Warning: Don't click if you dont want to laugh

Date: 22-09-2008 2:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 22-09-2008 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Two Mumu friends (Chuks and Taye) were going  to church one sunday. one their way, they crossed a 'SHIT (faeces/ Igbe/Nshi)' on the ground. Please read there conversation:

Chuks: O boy! you sure sey no be shit be that?
Taye: No be shit, How Person go take shit for middle of road?

                      after much argument, they went closer to confirm.

Chuks: I no tell you? this na shit
Taye: how you take know? shit suppose to smell, Na Egusi soup wa person drop.

Chuks: OK! make we know now.
Taye: Oya!

                      they both dipped one of their fingers and tasted it.

Taye: Guy! Na shit O! (after tasting)
Chuks: I No tell you? (after tasting)

                     they both rejoiced and shouted

Chucks: Thank God say we no match am
Taye: Thank God O! We for carry shit enter inside church.

Legworkers you can send in your jokes as well.

NB: If your joke no get NAFDAC NO., no send am O!

Posted: at 22-09-2008 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- khadijah at 22-09-2008 03:58 PM (13 years ago)
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i didnt even smile not to talk of laughing...
Posted: at 22-09-2008 03:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rapaddict at 22-09-2008 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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ahah, khadijah dat was harsh o. you for pity her small na. lol
Posted: at 22-09-2008 08:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- olahsupo at 22-09-2008 09:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Well you tried sha, but not good enuff as been advertised!
Posted: at 22-09-2008 09:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- williewillie at 23-09-2008 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Sad Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 23-09-2008 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Rommy at 23-09-2008 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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I almost  Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2008 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Queenk_4sure at 23-09-2008 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
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next time,post a joke dt makes u laugh n not ds kind  Huh?
Posted: at 23-09-2008 05:09 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sizzle at 23-09-2008 08:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Leave the girl alone. your all sense-of-humor-less. pretend to laugh. Like i am  Grin

Posted: at 23-09-2008 08:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zie85er at 24-09-2008 02:03 AM (13 years ago)
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why una dey form? una no dey shit

Posted: at 24-09-2008 02:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- khadijah at 24-09-2008 02:06 AM (13 years ago)
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of course..but this shit story too dry.....compared to the title...
Posted: at 24-09-2008 02:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 24-09-2008 03:39 AM (13 years ago)
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anyway, na tru u talk sha..but u guys should cut  her some slack...na newbie

Posted: at 24-09-2008 03:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Peter007 at 25-09-2008 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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itz a nice one! Grin

Posted: at 25-09-2008 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Littleking at 26-09-2008 10:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 26-09-2008 10:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 02:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-11-2008 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 7-11-2008 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2008 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pebblelicious at 7-11-2008 05:11 PM (13 years ago)
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noo haba that joke was 2 dry 4 me to laugh abeg
Posted: at 7-11-2008 05:11 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- scholly at 7-11-2008 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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shit business is not a small business o,they would ve put some into their pocket.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vik-Jay at 7-11-2008 05:57 PM (13 years ago)
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ur joke dry die!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 7-11-2008 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- methodman at 7-11-2008 10:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Not nice, I tried hard 2 laugh but couldn't.

But sincerely,I know u're very good at jokes.in fact, u're the best on this site.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- golddy at 7-11-2008 11:07 PM (13 years ago)
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i don laf, sha! not at de joke, sha. but at those who no fit see shit and laf.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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