Ol Dick

Date: 02-06-2010 11:34 am (13 years ago) | Author: Obinna George
- at 2-06-2010 11:34 AM (13 years ago)
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A man was travelling, but was afraid his wife would sleep around when he was away, so he went to a sex shop to look for toys for her. The shopkeeper told him about a wonder vibrator named ol dick. Once you gave it the command, it could screw anything. The man bought it and went home. He gave it to his wife and told her how to use it. When he left, she settled down to a bottle of wine, and after much drink, she started feeling horny and decided to try the vibrator. She brought it out and said 'Ol dick de bottle' and the ol dick just started screwing the bottle till it broke. She said 'Ol dick de door' and de dick started screwing the key hole until the door almost cracked. She now said 'Ol dick my p***y' and de dick now screwed de hell out of her. After many multiple orgasms, she got tired but did not know how to turn the ol dick off. She got into her car and started driving to the hospital to remove it, and on the road, she had another orgasm and almost hit another vehicle. An officer on patrol stopped her, walked up to her and asked her the problem 'I have an ol dick in my p***y and I cant get it off'. The officer replied 'Ol dick my ass' 

Posted: at 2-06-2010 11:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toinsauller at 2-06-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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meaninglesssssssssssssssssssssssss Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 2-06-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-06-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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So what next?
Posted: at 2-06-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 3-06-2010 07:59 AM (13 years ago)
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I quess the 'Ol dick screwed the officer's ass
Posted: at 3-06-2010 07:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 3-06-2010 08:44 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4 last mnth!!!
Posted: at 3-06-2010 08:44 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- qunodinga at 3-06-2010 11:50 AM (13 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 3-06-2010 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olame4 at 3-06-2010 03:45 PM (13 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 3-06-2010 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- talkandsave at 3-06-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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that was funny, like the way I phyuk ajanni in the ass!
Posted: at 3-06-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 3-06-2010 07:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:31 PM
that was funny, like the way I phyuk ajanni in the ass!

WTF is dat supped 2mean?   I dry fear O!
Posted: at 3-06-2010 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blesyn003 at 3-06-2010 09:49 PM (13 years ago)
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huumm
Posted: at 3-06-2010 09:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 4-06-2010 12:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sanya01 on  3-06-2010 07:31 PM
Quote from: talkandsave on  3-06-2010 04:31 PM
that was funny, like the way I phyuk ajanni in the ass!

WTF is dat supped 2mean?   I dry fear O!
AJANNI IS MY NEW BOY.  HE LIKES TO SUCK MY DICK AND EAT MY SHIT.  THAT IS WHY HE IS ALWAYS TALKING SHIT.
Posted: at 4-06-2010 12:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- waco at 4-06-2010 12:57 PM (13 years ago)
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time wasted
Posted: at 4-06-2010 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-06-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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who d fucdk is ajanni here
Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 5-06-2010 01:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-06-2010 01:14 PM
who d fucdk is ajanni here
AJANNI IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
Posted: at 5-06-2010 01:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: waco on  4-06-2010 12:57 PM
time wasted
Posted: at 5-06-2010 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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