stupid questions, smart answers prt 1

Date: 02-06-2010 3:47 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Seun Adesanya
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- at 2-06-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Posted: at 2-06-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- moneyinbrakemi at 2-06-2010 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 2-06-2010 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- qunodinga at 2-06-2010 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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tight man
Posted: at 2-06-2010 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 2-06-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis is kool... nyc one...
Posted: at 2-06-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 2-06-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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thanks all
Posted: at 2-06-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sanya01 at 2-06-2010 09:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  2-06-2010 04:36 PM
thanks all

errrrmmmm, y r u thankin??
Posted: at 2-06-2010 09:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 2-06-2010 11:52 PM (13 years ago)
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ask am oh.....good one

pretty ugly.....9ice
Posted: at 2-06-2010 11:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 3-06-2010 07:31 AM (13 years ago)
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tight
Posted: at 3-06-2010 07:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kryptonite at 3-06-2010 11:11 AM (13 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 3-06-2010 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 3-06-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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lose
Posted: at 3-06-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 3-06-2010 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  3-06-2010 11:17 AM
lose

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 3-06-2010 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- faithaina at 3-06-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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niece and cool
Posted: at 3-06-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adedupcy at 3-06-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 3-06-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damzzie at 4-06-2010 09:50 AM (13 years ago)
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pretty cl
Posted: at 4-06-2010 09:50 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- abeshise at 4-06-2010 10:04 AM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 4-06-2010 10:04 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- waco at 4-06-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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not bad
Posted: at 4-06-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terdue at 4-06-2010 11:10 PM (13 years ago)
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9ICE 1
Posted: at 4-06-2010 11:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adedisun at 5-06-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 5-06-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mistura at 5-06-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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nice on poster
Posted: at 5-06-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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the best na dat wife and husban own.. nice one
Posted: at 5-06-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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