Bear It From Behind!!

Date: 04-06-2010 1:44 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
- at 4-06-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It was a huge grizzly bear.

The hunter's shock was increased when the bear spoke to him. "You are hunting me, I'll bet", said the bear. "You may choose your punishment. Either I will maul you to death or phyuk you up the arse!"

The hunter didn't want to die, so he consented to give the bear the pleasure of his booty. The bear left satisfied and the hunter returned to his cabin.

The next day, the hunter decided to kill the bear for revenge. But, as luck would have it, the grizzly found him first. Once again, the hunter felt the tap on his shoulder and the bear made his request. The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and took what the beast had to offer.

The third day, the hunter was really irate and decided he would torture and kill that bear! Once more, though, the bear was the better hunter. When the man felt the familiar tap on his shoulder, he expected to hear the grizzly's offer of a choice again, but this time the bear just said, "You're not really into this for the hunting anymore, are you?!

Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- talkandsave at 4-06-2010 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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a little funny.
the guy they enjoy like my ajanni.
Posted: at 4-06-2010 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terdue at 4-06-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago)
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too long
Posted: at 4-06-2010 10:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 4-06-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago)
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not bad. at all

Posted: at 4-06-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 5-06-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- henex at 8-06-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on  5-06-2010 02:14 PM
lol
all u ever say is "lol" seems u are new to using it hun? Grin
Posted: at 8-06-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- quinzee4me at 8-06-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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gay
Posted: at 8-06-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 8-06-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago)
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its a bear and a man quinzee?
u think is the most appropriate word rite now
Posted: at 8-06-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orochimaru at 10-06-2010 11:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Tha bear don tire.
Posted: at 10-06-2010 11:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-06-2010 02:21 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 11-06-2010 02:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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