Nigerian Film Director Recounts How His P3n!s Was Stolen In Lagos

Date: 08-06-2019 10:42 pm (4 years ago) | Author: Olusanya Akinrinola
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A Nigerian film director recounts how his peen was stolen by ritualists in Lagos.

The film director, Johnson Wilcox, took to twitter to narrate how suspected ‘ritualists’ in Lagos stole his peen in Lagos. Johnson alleges that he noticed his balls were missing after a bike man and another man shook him in Ikota area of Lagos.

Narrating His ordeals with the suspected ritualists on Twitter, he wrote:

I am on my way to police station with the help of Wema Bank security who called in men of SARS. A bike man and another cane to me shook my hand and immediately want to run away and I couldn’t feel my two balls again when I raised alarm.

Thank God for Wema Bank securities and thank God to Ikota Police Station. while Police tortures them, they asked to pray and while they speak in strange language and touching me. My balls came back. What do I do to assure permanent return

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Thank God for Wema Bank securities and thank God to Ikota Police Station. while Police tortures them, they asked to pray and while they speak in strange language and touching me. My balls came back. What do I do to assure permanent return @NigeriaPolice @segalink @YeleSowore

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Posted: at 8-06-2019 10:42 PM (4 years ago) | Hero
- Doyourworst at 8-06-2019 11:08 PM (4 years ago)
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Haha......Lol.  Nigerians, I dey hail una!. Even the devil is still learning from you guys. Chai.
Posted: at 8-06-2019 11:08 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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