The two old men

Date: 11-06-2010 4:02 pm (11 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
- at 11-06-2010 04:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Two old men meet on a street corner.
1st old man, "Where "ve you been for the last couple of months?"

2nd old man, "I was in jail."

1st old man, "You in jail, how come?"

2nd old man, "Well, about two months ago I was standing on a corner, and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman, points to me and says, "He is the man officer, he is the one who attacked and raped me.

1st old man, "What, and you let her got away with it?"

2nd old man, "Well, I tell you, I felt so flattered, I admitted it."

Posted: at 11-06-2010 04:02 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 11-06-2010 04:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Mad oldman

Posted: at 11-06-2010 04:39 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 11-06-2010 04:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Mad oldman

Posted: at 11-06-2010 04:40 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 11-06-2010 05:10 PM (11 years ago)
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joysty u sure say no b u accuse the old man
Posted: at 11-06-2010 05:10 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 12-06-2010 12:30 AM (11 years ago)
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with or without viagra?
Posted: at 12-06-2010 12:30 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 01:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 12-06-2010 12:30 AM
with or without viagra?
Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2010 01:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-06-2010 03:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Silly old man .
Posted: at 12-06-2010 03:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 14-06-2010 03:35 AM (11 years ago)
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with or without condom??
Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:35 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenyawest at 14-06-2010 06:36 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 14-06-2010 03:35 AM
with or without condom??
he wants to be found guilty so it does not matter.
Posted: at 14-06-2010 06:36 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 14-06-2010 11:59 AM (11 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 14-06-2010 11:59 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-06-2010 12:15 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-06-2010 12:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 05:35 PM (11 years ago)
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STUPIDITY
Posted: at 14-06-2010 05:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 15-06-2010 05:46 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 14-06-2010 05:35 PM
STUPIDITY
NOT TO HIM.
Posted: at 15-06-2010 05:46 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- JOYSTY at 18-06-2010 08:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Don-ziggy on 11-06-2010 05:10 PM
joysty u sure say no b u accuse the old man


U YOU ACCUSE THE MAN
Posted: at 18-06-2010 08:04 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- JOYSTY at 18-06-2010 08:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Don-ziggy on 11-06-2010 05:10 PM
joysty u sure say no b u accuse the old man[/color]

NA U ACCUSE THE MAN
Posted: at 18-06-2010 08:07 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 19-06-2010 01:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: JOYSTY on 18-06-2010 08:07 AM
Quote from: Don-ziggy on 11-06-2010 05:10 PM
joysty u sure say no b u accuse the old man[/color]

NA U ACCUSE THE MAN
Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 19-06-2010 01:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damzzie at 21-06-2010 07:55 PM (11 years ago)
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nawao
Posted: at 21-06-2010 07:55 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatu at 21-06-2010 08:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 21-06-2010 08:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 22-06-2010 10:21 AM (11 years ago)
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maybe molesting a woman has always been the man's fantassy !

Posted: at 22-06-2010 10:21 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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