Men never listen

Date: 12-06-2010 10:41 am (13 years ago) | Author: Nifemi
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- at 12-06-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Hey, this is just too funny not to forward...

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

Posted: at 12-06-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 08:54 PM (13 years ago)
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THIS IS FUNNY.
Posted: at 12-06-2010 08:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bigbust at 12-06-2010 09:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Thanks
Posted: at 12-06-2010 09:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 09:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bigbust on 12-06-2010 09:58 PM
Thanks
I STILL HAVE MY PENIS BECAUSE I ALWAYS LISTEN.
Posted: at 12-06-2010 09:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 12-06-2010 10:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing

Posted: at 12-06-2010 10:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 10:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 12-06-2010 10:07 PM
Passing
I SMELL GAS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: at 12-06-2010 10:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bigbust at 12-06-2010 10:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2010 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 10:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bigbust on 12-06-2010 10:22 PM
Grin
Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2010 10:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bigbust at 12-06-2010 11:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 12-06-2010 11:08 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- brizio at 13-06-2010 02:36 AM (13 years ago)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
from now on, i promise to listen
Posted: at 13-06-2010 02:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-06-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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so you nor dey listen ever since i dey talk to you?
I dey Vex
Posted: at 13-06-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenyawest at 13-06-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 13-06-2010 02:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
from now on, i promise to listen
Enjoy young life
 Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 13-06-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Young shall grow
Posted: at 14-06-2010 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 14-06-2010 07:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 14-06-2010 05:58 PM
Young shall grow
ALWAYS
Posted: at 14-06-2010 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 14-06-2010 08:46 PM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 14-06-2010 08:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 15-06-2010 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
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i learn another one today

Posted: at 15-06-2010 12:10 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- talkandsave at 15-06-2010 03:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on 15-06-2010 12:10 AM
i learn another one today
Cheesy
Posted: at 15-06-2010 03:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 15-06-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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FUNNY FUNI

Posted: at 15-06-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 15-06-2010 10:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Moral of the story is
HUMAN ARE INSATIABLE
Posted: at 15-06-2010 10:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 16-06-2010 02:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 15-06-2010 10:47 AM
Moral of the story is
HUMAN ARE INSATIABLE
WILL YOU LISTEN?
Posted: at 16-06-2010 02:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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