SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT LIFE CYCLE

Date: 15-06-2010 11:44 am (13 years ago) | Author: Kenny Lee
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1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from SA. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free

Posted: at 15-06-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- esonu at 15-06-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-06-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 16-06-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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The cycle goes into an infinite loop
Posted: at 16-06-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ejovi at 17-06-2010 01:00 AM (13 years ago)
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really !!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 17-06-2010 01:00 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 17-06-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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yeap, its d truth
Posted: at 17-06-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don-ziggy at 17-06-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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hello man we are not having an i t class here
Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 17-06-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Don-ziggy on 17-06-2010 03:22 PM
hello man we are not having an i t class here
If not 4 IT there would be no Naijapals for u
lol
Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Afolayanifeoluw at 17-06-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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ok ooooooooooooooooooooooo mr programmer
Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 17-06-2010 05:33 PM (13 years ago)
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isaleeoooo Mrs System analyst
Posted: at 17-06-2010 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 17-06-2010 11:50 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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