Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me? Husband: A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband: Wait a second
Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Employer need responsible
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!( AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Girls are like roads Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Two Lovers Plan to die 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
. Sadder was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Every time! ( WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever
Posted: at 1-10-2008 12:51 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
daviespan at 3-10-2008 07:27 PM (15 years ago) (m)
nice stuff but work on your editing skills babe
u ain't seen nothing coz its seen u, n u ain't heard nuthin coz its heard u. dig dat sucka
Posted: at 3-10-2008 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 27-07-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 28-07-2010 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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