Pastor and his member

Date: 02-10-2008 3:48 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 2-10-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." 
 
 
 

Posted: at 2-10-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 2-10-2008 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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that was good one. no be only pastor sabi quote bible
Posted: at 2-10-2008 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 07:36 AM (14 years ago)
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gud joke.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 07:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 16-11-2009 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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lllz
Posted: at 16-11-2009 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 16-11-2009 07:41 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-11-2009 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 16-11-2009 07:49 PM (14 years ago)
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more than funny
Posted: at 16-11-2009 07:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 17-11-2009 08:44 PM (14 years ago)
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i heard that one b4...but still funny
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Brightg at 18-11-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 18-11-2009 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 18-11-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4 b4 b4
Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 18-11-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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luv it
Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 18-11-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hate it Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 12:26 AM (14 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:26 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:12 AM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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