EVER WONDER?

1.  Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
2.  Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3.  Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4.  Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5.  Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
6.  Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
7.  Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
8.  Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
9.  Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
10. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
11. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
12. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
13. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
14. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
16. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
17. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
18. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Posted: at 2-10-2008 06:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@ rez

this is no joke man, try harder

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Posted: at 3-10-2008 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 5-11-2010 03:18 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

i pick race .............................

Posted: at 5-11-2010 09:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this ur joke na ZERO
nothing nothing 4 u

ur joke dey cause heart attack na him make omotoyosolabisi pick race


i believe say na better race she pick and never to come back to this page

lol
lol
 

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Posted: at 5-11-2010 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Life Marathon 

Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

GOOD ONE...

NICE INFO....FOOD FOR THE BRAIN!
WHO CARES WHAT OTHERS SAY........U CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME,
JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT..... CHEERS TO U!

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Posted: at 6-11-2010 12:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

cool..... been away for sometime... just dropping by

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Posted: at 7-11-2010 11:13 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming