Beggars of today

Date: 24-07-2010 12:50 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
- at 24-07-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $ 7.50
 
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes $. 5.
 
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.
 
"First you give me $. 10 every day, then $. 7.50 and now only $. 5. What's the problem?"

"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
 
"Four," the man replies.
 
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."
 

Posted: at 24-07-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omarjay at 24-07-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Man, your jokes ROCK! Cool
Posted: at 24-07-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- monasea at 24-07-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Beggars are not suppose to choose but this one is
Posted: at 24-07-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 24-07-2010 07:47 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 24-07-2010 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 24-07-2010 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-07-2010 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 24-07-2010 09:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 24-07-2010 09:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blesyn003 at 24-07-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 24-07-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 24-07-2010 10:40 PM (13 years ago)
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begger don too enjoy

Posted: at 24-07-2010 10:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 24-07-2010 10:45 PM (13 years ago)
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passing and stoping.
Posted: at 24-07-2010 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 25-07-2010 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 25-07-2010 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 26-07-2010 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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lol greedy beggar

Posted: at 26-07-2010 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 26-07-2010 10:38 AM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 26-07-2010 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 26-07-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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begging wit kom kom

Posted: at 26-07-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 26-07-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 26-07-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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okay!dis is so funny
Posted: at 26-07-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 27-07-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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tooo funny

Posted: at 27-07-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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fire TRENDING GISTS fire

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