A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Date: 04-08-2010 5:58 am (13 years ago) | Author: RANSOM
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- at 4-08-2010 05:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ??
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30
inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is
slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
*The woman started crying***
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!

Posted: at 4-08-2010 05:58 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- sydneyiyke at 4-08-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago)
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this boy, u don deh koloo small small......... beta watch it..
Posted: at 4-08-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 4-08-2010 09:43 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 4-08-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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i dey pass
Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2010 11:50 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 joor...
Posted: at 4-08-2010 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 4-08-2010 12:05 PM (13 years ago)
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gud one; cry cry baby post your own instead of condmning someone else's
Posted: at 4-08-2010 12:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexylion at 4-08-2010 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Life goes on
Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esonu at 4-08-2010 01:16 PM (13 years ago)
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heehehehehhehehe
Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  4-08-2010 12:05 PM
gud one; cry cry baby post your own instead of condmning someone else's
hehehehehehehe.... but why una no like truth?. Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2010 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 4-08-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago)
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becos it's bitter...
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2010 04:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sydneyiyke on  4-08-2010 04:02 PM
becos it's bitter...
Grin Grin Grin
na wa ooo...
Posted: at 4-08-2010 04:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- oooooooooh at 4-08-2010 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
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WHY ARGUING?BOTH OF U OYAH EFIRAYIN SILE,HA! HA!!
Posted: at 4-08-2010 07:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Regenesis at 4-08-2010 08:00 PM (13 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 4-08-2010 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 4-08-2010 08:38 PM (13 years ago)
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nah where them post am b4? funny joke jare
Posted: at 4-08-2010 08:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2010 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  4-08-2010 08:38 PM
nah where them post am b4? funny joke jare
e be like say you don shack oo... Huh?
Posted: at 4-08-2010 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 5-08-2010 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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kris no mind just2sexy..na jjc here
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nicestobi at 7-08-2010 03:29 AM (13 years ago)
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i dey come
Posted: at 7-08-2010 03:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Joezik at 7-08-2010 04:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Old
Posted: at 7-08-2010 04:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bazemaster at 7-08-2010 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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I no laugh
Posted: at 7-08-2010 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ojeniyijohnson at 7-08-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago)
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d woman is looking 4 her dog not necessarily d hubb...lol
Posted: at 7-08-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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