We will be shocked when we die. Most of us believe that God would likely be a wise ageless man However, checking the endless qualities of God am afraid I have come to believe that God is a woman.
For instance God is forgiving just as your girlfriend, God is Patient just as your girlfriend, God protects us just as your girlfriend protects you, God loves you dearly, He is with us when we are down and sad. and ANGRY when we go wrong with extra-affairs
If a woman frowns or cry on your shoulders, please note that God may be very sad with you!!! So when you’re nice to a woman your nice to God
or don't you agree with me
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
blessedme at 5-08-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago) (f)
sounds more like it
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
chuka4fun at 5-08-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: evilgenius on 5-08-2010 12:21 PM
We will be shocked when we die. Most of us believe that God would likely be a wise ageless man However, checking the endless qualities of God am afraid I have come to believe that God is a woman.
For instance God is forgiving just as your girlfriend, God is Patient just as your girlfriend, God protects us just as your girlfriend protects you, God loves you dearly, He is with us when we are down and sad. and ANGRY when we go wrong with extra-affairs
If a woman frowns or cry on your shoulders, please note that God may be very sad with you!!! So when you’re nice to a woman your nice to God
or don't you agree with me
waik up bad dream
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
i think u need to read ur bible thoroughly and pray for perfect understanding of wht u read..lol ... according to the bible, at the beginning of human form, God created a man as himself. wht does tht tell u? if God happens to be female, thn female wud have be created 1st. the reason we have females is bcos Adam was lonely & thn eve was formed thru Adam.
besides, some guys fits ur description perfectly like me
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
dz jst fabulous bullshiit..hw would u say GOD is say WOMAN..does GOD in any of d religious books describe is gender...u berra go ask 4 4givness..now i really bliv u thruly worship money..
Posted: at 5-08-2010 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
i think u need to read ur bible thoroughly and pray for perfect understanding of wht u read..lol ... according to the bible, at the beginning of human form, God created a man as himself. wht does tht tell u? if God happens to be female, thn female wud have be created 1st. the reason we have females is bcos Adam was lonely & thn eve was formed thru Adam.
besides, some guys fits ur description perfectly like me
Nuh huh, it's a well known fact that before you create a masterpiece, you first have to make a rough draft, therefore using this logic, men are the rough draft, women are the masterpiece.
Posted: at 8-08-2010 01:06 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
in the begining was the Word the Word was with God the Word is God the Word was made man and dwelt among us. when Jesus came into the word he came as man and Jesus is the word
Posted: at 9-08-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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... according to the bible, at the beginning of human form, God created a man as himself. wht does tht tell u? if God happens to be female, thn female wud have be created 1st. the reason we have females is bcos Adam was lonely & thn eve was formed thru Adam.
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