who do you wish to marry on naijapals? (Page 13)

Date: 07-08-2010 12:46 pm (11 years ago) | Author: emeka okpala
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- divineproject at 1-09-2010 10:41 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on  1-09-2010 08:40 AM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-08-2010 12:28 PM
I peeped
u go wound ooooo...
peeping to see who gonna match me...oya de ladys should line up lemme see de one with de biggest yansh, boobie and curved hips like dat of beyonce...lolzzz

I no fit wound.......rather na you go fall down while peeping Grin

Posted: at 1-09-2010 10:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 1-09-2010 10:43 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 10:20 AM
Divineproject turn down my proposal without no reason

I don marry........ Grin

Posted: at 1-09-2010 10:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 1-09-2010 10:58 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on  1-09-2010 10:43 AM
Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 10:20 AM
Divineproject turn down my proposal without no reason

I don marry........ Grin
wedding pic pls

Posted: at 1-09-2010 10:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- esonu at 1-09-2010 10:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: bomsiluv on  1-09-2010 10:25 AM
Quote from: esonu on  1-09-2010 10:19 AM
peepedddddddddddddddddd

One day I'm going to pour pepper into those eyes you used in peeping.
hmmmmm still peeping to see de day

Posted: at 1-09-2010 10:59 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mystangel at 1-09-2010 11:16 AM (11 years ago)
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running off>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:16 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- negalways2001 at 1-09-2010 11:22 AM (11 years ago)
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I MISS OH... WISH DAY UNA GO START ANOTHER MARRIAGE TALK...?
Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:22 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 1-09-2010 11:24 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 10:58 AM
Quote from: divineproject on  1-09-2010 10:43 AM
Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 10:20 AM
Divineproject turn down my proposal without no reason

I don marry........ Grin
wedding pic pls

Ok, I dey come

Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:24 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- qunodinga at 1-09-2010 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: negalways2001 on  1-09-2010 11:22 AM
I MISS OH... WISH DAY UNA GO START ANOTHER MARRIAGE TALK...?

Vacancies are still open, rush now while stock last!!!!
Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missKalu at 1-09-2010 01:35 PM (11 years ago)
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passing and not looking for husband for now
Posted: at 1-09-2010 01:35 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bomsiluv at 1-09-2010 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: missKalu on  1-09-2010 01:35 PM
passing and not looking for husband for now

You had better look for one now o  before hubby go fininsh for market.
Posted: at 1-09-2010 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 1-09-2010 04:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: missKalu on 30-08-2010 07:49 PM
Quote from: Mr-World on 24-08-2010 10:44 PM
if am to marry here, i will first START with MissKalu......*no offence, just saying ma mind*

dream on bro

Shuooo! See Harsh Decline  Shocked

Diz our Nigerian Girls una 2 dey Harsh

Posted: at 1-09-2010 04:02 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- esonu at 1-09-2010 04:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh???

Posted: at 1-09-2010 04:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 1-09-2010 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on  1-09-2010 11:24 AM
Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 10:58 AM
Quote from: divineproject on  1-09-2010 10:43 AM
Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 10:20 AM
Divineproject turn down my proposal without no reason

I don marry........ Grin
wedding pic pls

Ok, I dey come
Divineproject dis is not you abeg

Posted: at 1-09-2010 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 1-09-2010 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Shebi u want wedding pix, I dont show you na............you no see me there?

Posted: at 1-09-2010 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- agabs at 1-09-2010 05:50 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: missKalu on  1-09-2010 01:35 PM
passing and not looking for husband for now

Well, you say you are not looking, but that your pick is suggestive. And in case you change it, it is that one that you are smiling @Mallorca and hoping he follows.

I wonder, girls should face the camera but they don,t, rather the booty(weapon of mass destruction) stares at the camera while the girls peep at their target invitingly or tantalizingly or provocatively or threateningly; hoping that their targets are watching. Wow.

And I wonder, why do girls like xxx-then their name-xxx. Wat is that? Are they saying they like sex? Cause when you XXX on the internet all you get are porn hits.

This internet thing, plus this western thing, plus camera phones, plus leggings, stockings, plus high heels, plus social networking, plus all this woman things, Naija Boys no fit know which one again.

SO THEREFORE, @MALLORCA, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU AND MISSKALU HUSBAND AND WIFE.

MISSKALU YOU ARE NO LONGER MISSKALU BUT MRSMALLORCA.

MR MALLORCA, YOU MUST KISS THE BRIDE.

NEXT?
Posted: at 1-09-2010 05:50 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mallorca at 1-09-2010 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
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@agabs,Misskalu is married already with kid and also hav many Huzlers here.no let them attack you o

Posted: at 1-09-2010 06:04 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- agabs at 1-09-2010 06:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Chai see wahalla.

Mr-World go kill me oo0000

I don marry d right chick to the wrong man abi na d wrong chick to right man.

What God has joined together Let no man put asunder.

Divineproject, your husband's prayers has been answered. All his donation to my church is not for nothing.

@MisterWorld, take heart. There are many fishes in the river and the beautiful ones are not yet born.

@Mallorca, need I remind that a prophet of God in the bible was giving a prostitute for a wife.
God has been fair to you. Like at you beautiful bride. Like at her waist. Take in her beauty. Can you say, that God has not been fair to you? Can't you see that God has been kind? That he has delivered you from adultery and giving the most provocative waist on this site to please your heart? Accept your faith.

@MissKalu, sorry, MRSKALU, the first time you ovulated was when you became a woman. God created you for your husband. Take very good care of him, within and without.

All rise in worship.

[[Divineproject lead us in praise]]
DP starts.
What the lord has done for me, I can not tell it all
What the lord has done for me, .........................

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MrWorld walks out of the service and zooms away in his car scattering dust into the house of God. May God save him

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Seriously, one of me bosses is always saying that 85 percent of the men in prison are there because of women; necessary evils.
Posted: at 1-09-2010 06:12 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- agabs at 1-09-2010 06:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on  1-09-2010 06:04 PM
@agabs,Misskalu is married already with kid and also hav many Huzlers here.no let them attack you o

The deed has been done. And you are involved. Moroever, her husband didn't marry in this church/domination, so for all intent and purposes of the lord, her marriage is not recognized by this church. She is therefore your wife by the Grace of fire.
She is your bride.

There is nothing anybody can do about it.

Congregation start firing anybody, any boyfriend, any humanity, any spirit, any eckankar, any thing that will come against this new couples.

Pray by fire!
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By fire again.
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another Big FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 1-09-2010 06:19 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- esonu at 1-09-2010 06:29 PM (11 years ago)
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hissssssssssssssssssssss

Posted: at 1-09-2010 06:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 2-09-2010 06:10 AM (11 years ago)
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@agabs, you see me and MissKalu 4 ur dream...abeg i no get power o

Posted: at 2-09-2010 06:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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