Gay chicken

Date: 10-08-2010 3:21 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Onyinyechi Miracle
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- at 10-08-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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 A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels
that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the
farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old  cock to Young cock :
 "Welcome, we will work  together towards productivity
Young cock :
 What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
  Old cock :
 Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with
some?
  Young cock :
 No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In  this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you
shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock :
 O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my
 age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows
the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10
 meters mark, the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock in a matter of
 seconds.
 Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old
cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,
 "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week





Posted: at 10-08-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- onyiis at 10-08-2010 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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see the end of the competition !

Posted: at 10-08-2010 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 10-08-2010 03:29 PM (13 years ago)
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too long, make i come back abeg
Posted: at 10-08-2010 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 10-08-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster 9ice one
Posted: at 10-08-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 10-08-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Thanks

Posted: at 10-08-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 10-08-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 10-08-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-08-2010 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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old cock dey alwayz dey stronger; bigger; and smoother (abi na smarter) than new (growing) cock... hehehehehe
gud one onyis...
Posted: at 10-08-2010 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 11-08-2010 01:01 AM (13 years ago)
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kris...e too long abeg sumarize am for me jare
Posted: at 11-08-2010 01:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-08-2010 09:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 11-08-2010 01:01 AM
kris...e too long abeg sumarize am for me jare
me na professor for english abi?
shey you sabi wetin dem sey call cock? abi you no sabi wetin dem dey use cock do... Sad
Posted: at 11-08-2010 09:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- greatcounsellor at 11-08-2010 12:15 PM (13 years ago)
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really funny
Posted: at 11-08-2010 12:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- esonu at 11-08-2010 01:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 10-08-2010 03:21 PM

 A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels
that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the
farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old  cock to Young cock :
 "Welcome, we will work  together towards productivity
Young cock :
 What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
  Old cock :
 Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with
some?
  Young cock :
 No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In  this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you
shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock :
 O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my
 age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows
the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10
 meters mark, the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock in a matter of
 seconds.
 Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old
cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed,
 "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week




see sense oooooo

Posted: at 11-08-2010 01:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-08-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago)
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fowl get sense oooooooooo. that farmer sef.
funny joor

Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mykelly at 11-08-2010 02:33 PM (13 years ago)
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na so!
Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- EmemKoks at 11-08-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! This is crazy!
Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 11-08-2010 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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most times wisdom comes with age

Posted: at 11-08-2010 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Tkelly at 11-08-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy ;)God it funny am still laughing keep it up. Grin
Posted: at 11-08-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- monasea at 11-08-2010 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
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nice piece
Posted: at 11-08-2010 05:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- princelyroyal at 11-08-2010 07:47 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-08-2010 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 11-08-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 12-08-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 12-08-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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