Impossible

Date: 07-10-2008 2:38 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 7-10-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago)
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A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?"

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor finished, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

Posted: at 7-10-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 7-10-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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so who give the girl bele?
Posted: at 7-10-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 9-10-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago)
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good doctor, i like that philosophy
Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gentility at 10-10-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  7-10-2008 05:37 PM
so who give the girl bele?
Grin Grin Grin Grin i think did doctor should be in a position to answer that
Posted: at 10-10-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 17-11-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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some else do da bangin.

Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 19-11-2009 02:13 AM (15 years ago)
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 02:35 AM (15 years ago)
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yesssssssssssss

Posted: at 19-11-2009 02:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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maybe the doctor himself give the girl bele....hahahahahaha
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Ladybig nah u dey speak pidgin so?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago)
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welll i no yarn am well...i de yarn am small small....
Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Ok oh no wahala

Posted: at 19-11-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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lol...wahala no dey ooo.....
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago)
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4 ur side

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago)
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no we no dey for my side...we dey kampe
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Which side be that?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 19-11-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Germany...and u??
Posted: at 19-11-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 19-11-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Calabar, Nigeria.
So how re u a nigerian? By birth or marriage? Or u aight nigerian?

Posted: at 19-11-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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