NAIJA TOO MUCH

Date: 07-10-2008 7:00 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 7-10-2008 07:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day.

One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. They all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?"

So, to the back fence they all went to check it out.

First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, $2,700."

The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."

Posted: at 7-10-2008 07:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- frenzeecool_08 at 9-10-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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na naija be that, or wetin my pals feel
Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 16-10-2008 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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na true sha
Posted: at 16-10-2008 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 10:45 AM (15 years ago)
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i bliv the naija contractor grew up from our naija streets...

we r too smart...
Posted: at 17-10-2008 10:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- obaiyi at 19-10-2008 03:25 AM (15 years ago)
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na igbo guy
Posted: at 19-10-2008 03:25 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 19-10-2008 06:57 AM (15 years ago)
@ Obaiyi ... na u sabi .....


 naija roxs ...  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2008 06:57 AM (15 years ago) |
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- Kemp at 19-10-2008 08:56 AM (15 years ago)
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E no shake me

Posted: at 19-10-2008 08:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Franchise at 19-10-2008 09:22 AM (15 years ago)
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No make sense
Posted: at 19-10-2008 09:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 19-10-2008 09:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Franchise on 19-10-2008 09:22 AM
No make sense
wetin no make sense?
Posted: at 19-10-2008 09:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Franchise on 19-10-2008 09:22 AM
No make sense
No mind the guy, im no know anything, maybe im never live 4 naija, or im no dey listen to Nigerian News
Posted: at 20-10-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 09:08 PM (15 years ago)
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the guy never wise Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOCKIESS at 25-11-2008 10:31 PM (15 years ago)
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STREET BOYS DONT PLAY WHEN IT COMES 2 OTALLE MONEY NAIJA I HAIL OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted: at 25-11-2008 10:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 26-11-2008 11:40 PM (15 years ago)
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hhhhmm....no be small tin

Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:40 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- leschique at 26-11-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago)
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trust naija people...they have a record of being outstanding
Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:50 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- baby_gurl at 27-11-2008 02:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Naija! naija! naija! how una see naija babe sef dem sabi the work?
Posted: at 27-11-2008 02:45 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 27-11-2008 10:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: baby_gurl on 27-11-2008 02:45 AM
Naija! naija! naija! how una see naija babe sef dem sabi the work?
which kind work u dey talk?
Posted: at 27-11-2008 10:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-11-2008 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 27-11-2008 10:21 AM
Quote from: baby_gurl on 27-11-2008 02:45 AM
Naija! naija! naija! how una see naija babe sef dem sabi the work?
which kind work u dey talk?

BABYGURL, how e dey do you? which kind question be that sef? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Orezi you try for that joke, its a good way to satirize our Naija Gofment, Grin Grin but whic one be the ? wey you dey ask babygurl. You wan help her? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 27-11-2008 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 27-11-2008 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 27-11-2008 10:52 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 27-11-2008 10:21 AM
Quote from: baby_gurl on 27-11-2008 02:45 AM
Naija! naija! naija! how una see naija babe sef dem sabi the work?
which kind work u dey talk?

BABYGURL, how e dey do you? which kind question be that sef? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Orezi you try for that joke, its a good way to satirize our Naija Gofment, Grin Grin but whic one be the ? wey you dey ask babygurl. You wan help her? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
my name no be orezi, na rezi. i wan know the kind work, make i know whether i fit employ am Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-11-2008 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftjustice at 27-11-2008 11:13 AM (15 years ago)
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It is not funny at all. It is not Nigerian to do what the guy did. It is like most of you in the house are lost !!! Nigerian contractors inflate contracts, give bribe for contracts etc. But a smart Nigerian guy would have done something better than that...not just call out $2700.
Posted: at 27-11-2008 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 27-11-2008 02:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: giftjustice on 27-11-2008 11:13 AM
It is not funny at all. It is not Nigerian to do what the guy did. It is like most of you in the house are lost !!! Nigerian contractors inflate contracts, give bribe for contracts etc. But a smart Nigerian guy would have done something better than that...not just call out $2700.
OVERSABI thank you for your lecture. we no need am
Posted: at 27-11-2008 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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