lie detector

Date: 19-08-2010 2:09 am (13 years ago) | Author: tomfrank uketui
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- at 19-08-2010 02:09 AM (13 years ago)
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It
was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was
about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I
lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never
lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
knocked him out of his chair..

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your son!"

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

Posted: at 19-08-2010 02:09 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 19-08-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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i.c
Posted: at 19-08-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kooljayjay at 19-08-2010 05:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin I LOVE THIS ...THUMBS UP!
Posted: at 19-08-2010 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- uprising at 19-08-2010 06:00 PM (13 years ago)
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FUNNY
Posted: at 19-08-2010 06:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AVARTA at 19-08-2010 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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thou shall not lie.
Posted: at 19-08-2010 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- belindajustins at 19-08-2010 08:12 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL....so nor be John get the pikin
Posted: at 19-08-2010 08:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Syl90 at 20-08-2010 02:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: medusa on 19-08-2010 02:09 AM
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your son!"

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

hahahahahahah VERY FUNNY.
Posted: at 20-08-2010 02:37 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- nicestobi at 20-08-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago)
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am allergic to long writes. sorry, too long
Posted: at 20-08-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 20-08-2010 06:27 PM (13 years ago)
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very nice
Posted: at 20-08-2010 06:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McRiddler at 21-08-2010 08:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Danm Good one,....... I'm doubled over and  ROTFL!!!!!
Posted: at 21-08-2010 08:44 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- adedupcy at 21-08-2010 10:03 AM (13 years ago)
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gooder Grin
Posted: at 21-08-2010 10:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 21-08-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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so lying runs in the family ?

Posted: at 21-08-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- radark at 21-08-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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blood is thicker than water lmfao

Posted: at 21-08-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 31-08-2010 06:36 PM (13 years ago)
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seen b4, but I always enjoy reading it. good joke..

Moral of the lesson: No be john be Tommy's papa, Marsha actually played away match to conceive Tommy
Posted: at 31-08-2010 06:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 31-08-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice but damn too long
Posted: at 31-08-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 1-09-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 31-08-2010 08:31 PM
9ice but damn too long

yes too long i have to drink energizer to finish it
Posted: at 1-09-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 04:29 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 3-09-2010 04:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-09-2010 10:56 AM (13 years ago)
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babygirl wux up
Posted: at 4-09-2010 10:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BabangidaTukur at 5-09-2010 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Thunbs up man. That was good.
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- evesolo at 5-09-2010 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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dats a gud one i wonder please lets all put a stop to lies.
Posted: at 5-09-2010 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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