I AM COMING

Date: 07-10-2008 8:56 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
- at 7-10-2008 08:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Little Johnny's teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened.

He replied, "Ma'am, you remember I told you how I sleep on the floor next to my parent's bed? Well, last night, my dad asked me if I was still awake, I said yes and then he punched me in the face".

"Ok, Johnny", the teacher replied, trying to help, "the next time your dad asks you if you're still awake, don't answer, just lay still and pretend to be asleep."

All went well, until a few weeks later, Little Johnny came to class with another black eye.

The teacher asked him why he didn't follow her advice.

Johnny explained, "Ma'am, I tried to, when dad asked me if I was awake, I kept quiet and lay really still, and pretended to be asleep, but then Dad said 'I'm coming', and Mom said 'I'm coming too', and I didn't want them to go anywhere without me, so I shouted, 'Let me just put on my slippers, I'm coming too!' and that's when I got punched in the face."

Posted: at 7-10-2008 08:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- khadijah at 8-10-2008 04:28 AM (15 years ago)
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kai....elements of poverty....
Posted: at 8-10-2008 04:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- toscani at 8-10-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago)
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is that all u know?
Posted: at 8-10-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- KUDOS-GUTSY at 31-03-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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CONSEQUENCES OF SLEEPING IN ONE ROOM APARTMENT
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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why the man wan blow him eye comot na?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 31-03-2011 03:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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eya jonney walker
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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weh him dey?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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see am for up
Posted: at 31-03-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 31-03-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: KUDOS-GUTSY on 31-03-2011 03:32 PM
CONSEQUENCES OF SLEEPING IN ONE ROOM APARTMENT
Hard coal stricken poverty at its best Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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na as their hand reach na no be their fault
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 31-03-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
jonny again,
poster your name na jonny,
but you be chicken jonny.
Posted: at 31-03-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 31-03-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
Quote from: khadijah on  8-10-2008 04:28 AM
kai....elements of poverty....

nice ass there Grin
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- Skypon2002 at 2-04-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: KUDOS-GUTSY on 31-03-2011 03:32 PM
CONSEQUENCES OF SLEEPING IN ONE ROOM APARTMENT

no be for boys quather u dey stay? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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